That reminds of a story I heard from a well known female TPer who went out shopping and shocked people in the store by singing 'I look at my enormous Penis'.
Hey, it's got a catchy tune - what can I say! Wouldn't have been so bad if some elderly people hadn't been standing behind me... Now you are singing it and Garry (garry moll) is singing it. Pretty soon, it will replace "I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing".
I just look at my da da da da da, and everything is going my way... Everybody sing!