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1. Posted by kevingoing (Budding Member 16 posts) 9y

would you double in size, or disappear?

2. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 9y

Mathematically, you'd remain the same.

Say, yourself is 1. When you eat yourself, you gain another yourself.

So at this point of juncture, it's 1 + 1 = 2

But at the same time, you lost yourself since yourself has been eaten.

So, now, it's 2 - 1 = 1

You are yourself at the end.

I think I have too much time on my hands.

3. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Quoting Hien

Mathematically, you'd remain the same.

Say, yourself is 1. When you eat yourself, you gain another yourself.

So at this point of juncture, it's 1 + 1 = 2

But at the same time, you lost yourself since yourself has been eaten.

So, now, it's 2 - 1 = 1

You are yourself at the end.

I think I have too much time on my hands.

What about the calories you'd spend chewing and digesting yourself?

Or the waste you'd produce?

4. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 9y

i would make noise for two

5. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 9y

Quoting tway

Quoting Hien

Mathematically, you'd remain the same.

Say, yourself is 1. When you eat yourself, you gain another yourself.

So at this point of juncture, it's 1 + 1 = 2

But at the same time, you lost yourself since yourself has been eaten.

So, now, it's 2 - 1 = 1

You are yourself at the end.

I think I have too much time on my hands.

What about the calories you'd spend chewing and digesting yourself?

Or the waste you'd produce?

Well, those values are so small they're negligible. Plus, I've rounded the values up to the nearest 1.

6. Posted by Mel. (Travel Guru 4567 posts) 9y

Kevingoing

How about u try it out, and let us know the result.

7. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Quoting Hien

Well, those values are so small they're negligible. Plus, I've rounded the values up to the nearest 1.

OK...what if you don't like liver? Or sweetmeats?

8. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Considering that you could only get through your extremities before you bled to death, then you would probably on be 1.5 your original size - maybe less with the digestion factor and the release of flatulence from eating too much red meat at one sitting... Given that scenario - I'd say you would stay the same because you hadn't had time to digest anything before you were completely kaput.

9. Posted by Gelli (Travel Guru 2457 posts) 9y

Don't know if you'd doubli in size or dissapear (and don't particularly care), but i do reckon that eitehr way you'd end up with a bad case of indigestion if that helps.

10. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 9y

if i look to the title i automatically think about that weirdo in germany. he placed an advertisement on the internet. he wanted to eat someone and if there were any volunteers. and there was one volunteer that wanted to be eaten.

first the creepy German cut of the penis of the other guy. And they decided to eat it both on a plate. but the penis was too tough to eat. so the mad german tried to fry it. but apparently he was not a real good chef in the kitchen. so the penis was fryed too long. so actually nothing was left. in the mean time the other freak was bleeding to death. so after three hours the German mental decided to kill him by putting a knife in his throad.

in the next weeks he cut the body in several parts and fried it as a normal steak. in total he ate 20 kilograms of that chap. its really mad and mental. but he enjoyed it and he got sexually very turned on when he did all these actions. in the documentary many psychologists were speaking. and they all thought this German was normal but had a dissortion in sexual thinking. he was just very turned on at thinking of eating a penis and the rest of a human body. so for the rest this german was as everybody else except about his sexually fantacizing.

i think he is mental