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11. Posted by s_hoot (Respected Member 497 posts) 9y

wow, i got to say, this has got to be the most Off Topic post i have seen here yet. i mean, i have read some Off ones before, but this one takes the cake. mmmm......caaakkkkeeee

12. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5595 posts) 9y

Actually, you need to drink yourself more than you will have to eat yourself....a lot of toilet visits....hope it's not full of placebo blood...;)

13. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting Utrecht

Actually, you need to drink yourself more than you will have to eat yourself....a lot of toilet visits....hope it's not full of placebo blood...;)

What do you do with the bones then???

14. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5595 posts) 9y

I leave them for the dog..;)

15. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting Utrecht

I leave them for the dog..;)

So then you really wouldn't have eaten yourself as the dog got the leftovers. I don't think that qualifies as an acceptable answer...

[ Edit: Edited on Feb 19, 2007, at 6:38 AM by Isadora ]

16. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Quoting Isadora

Quoting Utrecht

I leave them for the dog..;)

So then you really wouldn't have eaten yourself as the dog got the leftovers. I don't hink that qualifies as an acceptable answer...

I must agree - that's cheating. You'd have to go the way of the ol' Fe Fi Fo Fum.

17. Posted by angela_ (Respected Member 1732 posts) 9y

Quoting wouterrr

if i look to the title i automatically think about that weirdo in germany. he placed an advertisement on the internet. he wanted to eat someone and if there were any volunteers. and there was one volunteer that wanted to be eaten.

I read somewhere that he actually got like 6 answers to his ad.. Germans are weird.

But if a person has multiple personalities and he threatens to commit suicide would that be a hostage situation?

18. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5595 posts) 9y

Quoting Isadora

Quoting Utrecht

I leave them for the dog..;)

So then you really wouldn't have eaten yourself as the dog got the leftovers. I don't think that qualifies as an acceptable answer...

Ok, i will put them into a bone blender...does this suffice...;)

19. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5595 posts) 9y

Quoting angela_

Quoting wouterrr

if i look to the title i automatically think about that weirdo in germany. he placed an advertisement on the internet. he wanted to eat someone and if there were any volunteers. and there was one volunteer that wanted to be eaten.

I read somewhere that he actually got like 6 answers to his ad.. Germans are weird.

But if a person has multiple personalities and he threatens to commit suicide would that be a hostage situation?

I think the dutch people can beat that 6 easily..

20. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting Utrecht

Quoting Isadora

Quoting Utrecht

I leave them for the dog..;)

So then you really wouldn't have eaten yourself as the dog got the leftovers. I don't think that qualifies as an acceptable answer...

Ok, i will put them into a bone blender...does this suffice...;)

And sprinkle the bone dust over yourself as a seasoning, like salt??? Maybe...