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21. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 9y

i think our friend kombizz is talking about a religious god. wouldn't u think? i was a huge fan of Dutch tennisplayer richard krajicek, but that doesn't mean he was my god. i wish i played tennis as good as him but he never was a god for me....

[ Edit: Edited on Feb 18, 2007, at 11:02 AM by wouterrr ]

22. Posted by Herr Bert (Moderator 1384 posts) 9y

Quoting wouterrr

i think our friend kombizz is talking about a religious god. wouldn't u think? i was a huge fan of Dutch tennisplayer richard krajicek, but that doesn't mean he was my god. i wish i played tennis as good as him but he never was a god for me....

You are forgetting that I am an Atheist, so I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Keith Richards is real.

Herr Bert
(can't understand, that wouterrr is not familiar with the phrase, "please to meet, hope you guess my name")

23. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 9y

Quoting Herr Bert

You are forgetting that I am an Atheist, so I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Keith Richards is real.

fair enough, didn't know u were atheist;)

24. Posted by Mel. (Travel Guru 4567 posts) 9y

Quoting Herr Bert

As God is supposed to be a sculpter (and therfor an artist) himself, I think he would appreciate that more, than having to answer the questions, that have been asked a thousand times before. (well you would)

And why are we asking God these questions? Why dont we ask ourselves? When we are not using our free will to do and think things, God is taking a nap. S/he wakes up, when we consider taking action. In other words, God helps those who help themselves.

25. Posted by Mel. (Travel Guru 4567 posts) 9y

Quoting wouterrr

i think our friend kombizz is talking about a religious god. wouldn't u think? ...

If he was talking about a religious God, he should have stated that, before we anti religious folk wasted our time, reading the poem. Anyway, he probably means whatever and whoever God is to each of us.

26. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

We're asking God these questions because the title of the thread is (surprisingly) "Interview with God".

Interviewer: Thank you, God, for taking the time for this interview. I know our viewers are very interested in your opinions and thoughts.
God: Thank you for having me. I realize I have been out of touch lately so I appreciate this chance to reconnect with my followers.
Interviewer: Before moving on to the current issues, let's start with a few warm-up questions.
God: Ready when you are.
Interviewer: God, with only four people originally inhabiting the earth, can you explain the existence of Caine's wife?
God: Excellent question. As I was creating the outline for the Bible, which was on the New York Times best seller list for eons by the way, I realized the plot was a bit thin and the characters weak. It's hard to populate an entire world with only four people, just one being a woman, so I found a little leftover lump of clay and whammo - Caine's wife.
Interviewer: Ah, interesting response. Okay, next question. Following The Flood, Noah and his family were relied upon to repopulate the earth again. It would seem this is a bit of an incestious request to make of Noah's family, would it not?
God: Well, yes it was, but it was for the good of mankind. Why do you think you are all known as "brothers and sisters" in the eyes of God? It's simple genetics.
Interviewer: Okay, moving on. Let's move forward a bit now. Can you expalin why you have allowed global warming to occur and create a large hole in the ozone layer?
God: Oh please! That one is so simple, you should have figured it out for yourself. How else are the penguins suppose to deliver my coffee while it's still hot? D'uh!

27. Posted by Herr Bert (Moderator 1384 posts) 9y

Quoting wouterrr

Quoting Herr Bert

You are forgetting that I am an Atheist, so I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Keith Richards is real.

fair enough, didn't know u were atheist;)

Wouter,
just found this on myspace: an account with the title: And now the news: the pope declares: Keith is God. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=100397032

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