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1. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

To avoid further jacking of another thread...

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Quoting james

Quoting wouterrr

Quoting james

Then I suggest you give Jase007 and/or MikeyBoab a call

Jase007 is dead. Deceased on a mission

Diseased on a mission more like

As spokeswoman for the growth which can not talk, I have been asked to issue this statement:

Contrary to popular belief, Jase is not deceased just yet, though the tumor that can not talk is arguing the point with him on an hourly basis. Also, said tumor has taken offense at being classified as a disease. It prefers to be known as "The Growth". At this time a battle of wits and strength ensues. Jase is keeping an "eye" on the situation, though through distorted vision. The mission is still in progress and updates will be issued whenever "The Growth" deems it appropriate.

2. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 9y

Is the Growth related to the "Thing"? Cue to 80s synthesizer music here... Somebody better call Kurt Russel to sort that out!

I am sure there's nothing that can't be resolved with a chainsaw... Groovy...

3. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting Pardus

Is the Growth related to the "Thing"? Cue to 80s synthesizer music here... Somebody better call Kurt Russel to sort that out!

I am sure there's nothing that can't be resolved with a chainsaw... Groovy...

I was thinking Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness - sticking with the chainsaw theme.

4. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 9y

deceased/diseased. Its both not nice:(.

5. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Kurt Russel? He's too old and needs glasses. Better get someone smaller, like...um...do penguins perform surgery...?

Don't let that tumour talk back to you, Jase! Give it what-for. If that doesn't work, poke it with a stick!

6. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 9y

Quoting tway

If that doesn't work, poke it with a stick!

No chemotherapy Jase, makes you sick. Just do what Tway says LOL. Tway is nuts

7. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 9y

Bruce Campbell? Well, we don't really want that eyeball to pop out into somebody's mouth, do we???

8. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Anyone have an ice pick and a small hammer? I think I can get at it with a little tap.

9. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 9y

You'll only get carried away. Remember what happened to Fr. Ted's car?

10. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 9y

Quoting Isadora

Anyone have an ice pick and a small hammer? I think I can get at it with a little tap.

Maybe it comes out spontanously if you look at it on your best motherly face, Isa.