I would like to point out that me, myself, I and the one that cannot speak are now no longer on speaking terms.
It turns out that the 'one who cannot speak' has decided to remove all looking privileges from my left eye, and reduce those of the right down to a squint.
(this has made getting the bus into work a but of a gamble, tried to flag down a bus this morning. I didn't realise until the bus was about 10feet away that my 'bus' was in fact a white truck (now remember london's buses are red) ).
Now for the first time when people call me a one eyed bastard, they are pretty much on the money
I would try communicating with the one who cannot speak through sign language, but since it's take away the sight privileges this makes it a bit difficult , next step - shock treatment (also known as work)
[ Edit: Edited on Feb 27, 2007, at 8:00 AM by Jase007 ]