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11. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

I would like to point out that me, myself, I and the one that cannot speak are now no longer on speaking terms.
It turns out that the 'one who cannot speak' has decided to remove all looking privileges from my left eye, and reduce those of the right down to a squint.
(this has made getting the bus into work a but of a gamble, tried to flag down a bus this morning. I didn't realise until the bus was about 10feet away that my 'bus' was in fact a white truck (now remember london's buses are red) ).

Now for the first time when people call me a one eyed bastard, they are pretty much on the money

I would try communicating with the one who cannot speak through sign language, but since it's take away the sight privileges this makes it a bit difficult , next step - shock treatment (also known as work)

[ Edit: Edited on Feb 27, 2007, at 8:00 AM by Jase007 ]

12. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

Right lm a bit slow here but what in hells name is going on? Why has Jason been invaded with that which cannot speak? Why is he working? (it has been going on much too long now) And is This growth thingy in anyway related to Hiens Bubba (l think that was his name!)?

Purdy goes off muttering to herself - she hasnt even been away anywhere and she is missing goings on under her nose............

13. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 9y

OMG...thought you were dead. you are alive!! The messiah has returned. Mikey....Mikey....mikeeeeeeeeeeeey...MIKEEEEEEEEY, your dad has returned

[ Edit: Edited on Feb 27, 2007, at 8:09 AM by wouterrr ]

14. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

Quoting wouterrr

: The messiah has returned

Now dont be going too overboard! We really dont want to inflate his ego any more than it already is......................

15. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 9y

puts high pitched voice as heard from Terry Jones in Life of Brian

He's not the Messiah, he's just a naughty boy!

16. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 9y

Quoting Pardus

puts high pitched voice as heard from Terry Jones in Life of Brian

He's not the Messiah, he's just a naughty boy!

Oh in that case i was not informed well. (Any saucey recent park stories you want to share with us Pardus...sorry way off-topic)

[ Edit: Edited on Feb 27, 2007, at 8:17 AM by wouterrr ]

17. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Quoting wouterrr

Quoting Pardus

puts high pitched voice as heard from Terry Jones in Life of Brian

He's not the Messiah, he's just a naughty boy!

Oh in that case i was not informed well. (Any saucey recent park stories you want to share with us Pardus...sorry way off-topic)

The Peoples Popular front of Judea

18. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 9y

Whatever you do - don't say Jehovah! AAAARGH....

19. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Quoting Pardus

Whatever you do - don't say Jehovah! AAAARGH....

Who said that? go one who said Jehovah? Ouch, who threw that bloody stone .......

20. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

All l said was that fish was good enough to feed Jehovah!!!!