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31. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 10y Star this if you like it!

What you need is a sight for sore eyes! That thing must be getting on your nerve...

32. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y Star this if you like it!

Rumor has it that Jase had been cast for the part of Blind Pew in the remake of Treasure Island. He was to report to the theater in Glasgow yesterday morning. While attempting to board the ferry, he missed the gangway and pludged into the sea. Last seen, he was bobbing up and down in the waves just off the coast of Wales.

33. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y Star this if you like it!

If Jase has the eyepatch now, does that mean we no longer have to bow to Cap'n Beerman? Is this mutiny? Will there be plank walking? Can I come out of the cuby hole now?

34. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y Star this if you like it!

Quoting tway

If Jase has the eyepatch now, does that mean we no longer have to bow to Cap'n Beerman? Is this mutiny? Will there be plank walking? Can I come out of the cuby hole now?

The eye patch is a loaner since Beerman had several of them just sitting in a drawer. Doesn't Jase look good in the hot pink one with little rhinestone heart in the center?

35. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 10y Star this if you like it!

Now he's properly Captain Rehab with the Hollow Leg, yarr... Chasing the elusive Free Pint... Shame though about the harpoon incident involving that priest...

36. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y Star this if you like it!

Quoting Isadora

Quoting tway

If Jase has the eyepatch now, does that mean we no longer have to bow to Cap'n Beerman? Is this mutiny? Will there be plank walking? Can I come out of the cuby hole now?

The eye patch is a loaner since Beerman had several of them just sitting in a drawer. Doesn't Jase look good in the hot pink one with little rhinestone heart in the center?

Well, if he wears the matching rhinestone pumps and purse, and promises to sing "Natural Woman" at the next port of call, maybe I'll start to take a liking to the eyepatch. In the meantime, can anyone get him to give me back my mascara?

37. Posted by Jase007 (Respected Member 8870 posts) 10y Star this if you like it!

Quoting tway

Quoting Isadora

Quoting tway

If Jase has the eyepatch now, does that mean we no longer have to bow to Cap'n Beerman? Is this mutiny? Will there be plank walking? Can I come out of the cuby hole now?

The eye patch is a loaner since Beerman had several of them just sitting in a drawer. Doesn't Jase look good in the hot pink one with little rhinestone heart in the center?

Well, if he wears the matching rhinestone pumps and purse, and promises to sing "Natural Woman" at the next port of call, maybe I'll start to take a liking to the eyepatch. In the meantime, can anyone get him to give me back my mascara?

Hey you said you wouldn't tell anyone - last time you get a private viewing

38. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 10y Star this if you like it!

Quoting Jase007

Hey you said you wouldn't tell anyone - last time you get a private viewing

Sorry - the whole experience was burning a hole in my brain... Plus, you promised to do the can-can in a pair of consruction boots and a yellow moo-moo.

39. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 10y Star this if you like it!

Quoting tway

Quoting Jase007

Hey you said you wouldn't tell anyone - last time you get a private viewing

Sorry - the whole experience was burning a hole in my brain... Plus, you promised to do the can-can in a pair of consruction boots and a yellow moo-moo.

How many outfits do you think Jase can bring??? Oooohhh - you did bring that cute little French maid outfit, didn't you Jase???

40. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 10y Star this if you like it!

Quoting Isadora

Quoting tway

Quoting Jase007

Hey you said you wouldn't tell anyone - last time you get a private viewing

Sorry - the whole experience was burning a hole in my brain... Plus, you promised to do the can-can in a pair of consruction boots and a yellow moo-moo.

How many outfits do you think Jase can bring??? Oooohhh - you did bring that cute little French maid outfit, didn't you Jase???

Now there's an image that will give me nightmares for years...

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