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1. Posted by kruzinkiwi (Budding Member 152 posts) 9y

cows are really big and look really mean but are soft.I dont understand it.Theres these cows out the back of my house and they look at you with this really mean 'im going to charge you and waste you' look,but these animals are so scared,why? I know this is a very weird thread.sorry

2. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

Not our cows. You don't want to mess with them.

3. Posted by Mel. (Travel Guru 4567 posts) 9y

I never saw a mean looking cow, Kruzinkiwi.
Are u sure it is not a bull, that is behind your house?;)

Mel

4. Posted by Clarabell (Travel Guru 1696 posts) 9y

Quoting kruzinkiwi

cows are really big and look really mean but are soft.I dont understand it.Theres these cows out the back of my house and they look at you with this really mean 'im going to charge you and waste you' look,but these animals are so scared,why? I know this is a very weird thread.sorry

Don't let them fool you with those big soppy brown eyes. One headbutted me in India, I was only trying to walk past it.

5. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 9y

Yeah, cows are in on the whole Animals taking over the world plot. But they are just followers, they're too stupid to get anything done. That's where the camels come in. They are the Ringleaders. Just a look at their eyes, this expression of 'I could kick you and splash your brain all over the place but lucky for you I have something better to do.' Cows don't come near that.
I am always wary of cows, there's always one hiding somewhere ready to attack you. One that has retained a bit of the genes carried on through the generations of breeding.
Stop eating vegetables and eat more beef!!!! We must stop the cow threat!!!

6. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 9y

I love this thread already. I worked on a farm once....

Cows are very plomp. They don't come towards you if you call their name. You have to scream...heeeeeeeeey....heeeeeeeey.....and run around them to get them back. It is also not possible to sit on a cow (for transportation) like on a horse. They tend to shake you off and then will try to walk over you (and still have the same expression on their face). I better not start about the cows in India.

7. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Why are there always cows and sheep around every airport runway in Europe? Are they lost? Is farmland around the airport cheap? Are they waiting for a flight?

8. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

Quoting tway

Why are there always cows and sheep around every airport runway in Europe? Are they lost? Is farmland around the airport cheap? Are they waiting for a flight?

Cheap alternative to airport security.

9. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 9y

Quoting tway

Why are there always cows and sheep around every airport runway in Europe? Are they lost? Is farmland around the airport cheap? Are they waiting for a flight?

Not true: sheeps and cows are bored. Put them near an airport and they have some entertainment. They write down the airlines number and type of aeroplane.

True: for if you don't know. Urban planning and environmental policy that is. New estates may not be build in a certain radius around the airports. This is because safety and noise nuisance. That's why they put a bunch of sheeps there, who cares if they get hearing damage.

[ Edit: Edited on Feb 28, 2007, at 6:42 AM by wouterrr ]

10. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 9y

Cows and Sheep are planespotters? Who'd have thought... I know about them sheep, though... They're still plotting to get away by learning to fly. They realised that they can't fly themselves, so they are trying to build and fly an airplane! They're cunning critters, those sheep...