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1. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rumor has it that you will be turning another year older tomorrow (3-7) and you have tried to "duck and cover" under your desk so it won't find you.... Mwahahahahahahahahaha!!! It's going to find you regardless of what you do. It will sneak right up there, smack you in the forehead and yell, "SURPRISE!!!" A sad state of affairs, I know, but birthdays are like that - they have no compassion what-so-ever for the aging. It's okay. I've signed you up for the Surrey chapter of the Birthday Party Poopers Anonymous Support Group. You will find solice in your time of need. And, they serve cake.

Have a great birthday, Jase and hope you get to escape from the office early for a few pints at the pub!!! Don't forget to wear that rhinestone eye patch as the women have a thing for men with patches. Wait, I think they like tattoos... No matter, it'll look sexy on you - the patch, that is.

Isa hands Jase a big plate of stovies (with the oats and a side of beet root), and a black-bottom cake. She also hands him the keys to the Guinness storage cellars and a flashlight. Sorry, Guinness didn't hand over the keys willingly so you will need that flashlight.

2. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 9y

Hey Jase,

happy birthday, hope you have a good one...

3. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5597 posts) 9y

Have a nice day! Enjoy!

4. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Happy Birthday, Jase! Rumour has it you've reached an age where your Guinness outtake matches your Guinness intake - so best find a seat near the back of the pub. Have a fantastic day and have one on us!

5. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y


Wow 37 and still not tied down by the love of a good woman (or man delete as appropriate!)

Happy birthday have a good one and have a few pints or litres of the black stuff for us!

6. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 9y

Quoting tway

Happy Birthday, Jase! Rumour has it you've reached an age where your Guinness outtake matches your Guinness intake

Base on that Jase will be shrivel dry husk in 24hrs....

Are you blind yet !??! Can you read this *wave* *wave* *wave* !?!?!

Happy birthday my friend !!

7. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 9y


Have a good one!

Jase, I'm over here! here!!! BTW, what colour do you want the stick to be?

8. Posted by s_hoot (Respected Member 497 posts) 9y

Happy Birthday Jase!

That big 40 is creeping up on you, I would be hiding too.

9. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Cheers Guys, just a point Isa (you cheaky Monkey) It's not 37 yet though it may be if you do a combined age of me and the one who can't talk (if it's been there for a year).

Can someone hold the torch light? I can't seem to get the key into the right lock. (Preferably someone like Holly Villance).

10. Posted by imwinnie (Budding Member 72 posts) 9y

Happy Birthday!!!

Getting old and can't spell Holly Valance right?

Have a nice Birthday yea!!!