HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rumor has it that you will be turning another year older tomorrow (3-7) and you have tried to "duck and cover" under your desk so it won't find you.... Mwahahahahahahahahaha!!! It's going to find you regardless of what you do. It will sneak right up there, smack you in the forehead and yell, "SURPRISE!!!" A sad state of affairs, I know, but birthdays are like that - they have no compassion what-so-ever for the aging. It's okay. I've signed you up for the Surrey chapter of the Birthday Party Poopers Anonymous Support Group. You will find solice in your time of need. And, they serve cake.
Have a great birthday, Jase and hope you get to escape from the office early for a few pints at the pub!!! Don't forget to wear that rhinestone eye patch as the women have a thing for men with patches. Wait, I think they like tattoos... No matter, it'll look sexy on you - the patch, that is.
Isa hands Jase a big plate of stovies (with the oats and a side of beet root), and a black-bottom cake. She also hands him the keys to the Guinness storage cellars and a flashlight. Sorry, Guinness didn't hand over the keys willingly so you will need that flashlight.