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51. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting james

I think I'd reached the 10,000th by the time I was 18.

Your hands must be as sore as mine were

Well, rumor has it at 19 you had to give that up - something about unusual hair growth...

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Thank you, Elnaz!!!!

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Quoting pardus

Stop that, you naughty sinful people, you!!! It's called Polishing the Penguin, I have you know!!!!

There will be no mention of the "P" word in this thread!!! I happen to like albatross' better.

52. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

Quoting garry moll

down the cellar.......isa could you please get beerman to replace the bulb at the bottom of the steps please
I spent 5 mins stuggling to get into some high leather boots till I got poked in the eye with what looked like a wip ???? coul;d be wrong could have been a riding crop. thats when i thought I would put the slip ons on and did not know they were high heels till I got in the light
please all I am dont take the wrong idea as I am joking.
the light bulb was ok

So thats where my whip went to - be a love Garry and totter back downstairs and grab it for me - l fancy some whipping tonight ! Im too busy doing the soft shoe shuffle up here and l hear the nibbles are making their way around the room soon and l dont want to miss them (l will keep you a cocktail sausage if you dont make it back up in time!

53. Posted by garry moll (Budding Member 348 posts) 9y

sorry beerman.....it was purdys whip, oh i feel a fool now
so im not too good in the high heels then purdy ? (totter back down) oh then again that could be the beer thats making me totter,
wont be long but make sure i dont miss the salted nuts.

54. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 9y

its slippery in the basement not because of some water or whatever...

55. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting wouterrr

its slippery in the basement not because of some water or whatever...

It's not slippery because of "whatever" - it's because Philly poured vegetable oil all over the floor to make it look like the floor was wet. Plus, as people would come running out after his yelling of "MAN THE LIFEBOATS", they would slip and fall, making it impossible to catch him as he forced his way into the BBB. Luckily, no one paid attention to the yelling as the music was too loud.

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Quoting Purdy

(l will keep you a cocktail sausage if you dont make it back up in time!

What's wrong with this statement???
Oh, the vision of Purdy, the whip and cocktail sausages....

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Quoting garry moll

sorry beerman.....it was purdys whip, oh i feel a fool now
so im not too good in the high heels then purdy ? (totter back down) oh then again that could be the beer thats making me totter,
wont be long but make sure i dont miss the salted nuts.

It's the JD, Garry - you won't find any beer in the basement. (Unless you have stumbled upon a stash of Guinness that Jase has hidden down there.)

Okay - I don't even want this picture in my head of Purdy - whip - cocktail sausages - Garry - salted nuts. (Someone hand me a martini - PLEASE!!!!!)

56. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

Beer/JD & high heels are not a good combination Garry so be careful! (l know thats how l wrecked my back last summer!!!!!)

Keep the cocktail sausages coming and l will keep a whipping! Whoops knocked over the salted nuts - you dont mind a bit of fluff do you Garry!

Isa - there's a martini with a pickle up here waiting on you - if you would just get of that kitchen table (what as that dance move you just threw????????)

57. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Ok, I get the high heels and the teased hair, but why is Gary waring a bridal gown while wouterr dons a tuxedo? I didn't even bring a gift! Guess a Bombay martini will have to do.

58. Posted by garry moll (Budding Member 348 posts) 9y

What have I got myself into here…..?
An innocent passer bay like myself dragged down a cellar (with wet floor may I add) ,
Pocked in the eye with a whip, alcohol thrown down my neck, stood with heather eating party sausages like they are going out of fashion….now heather if you think im going to bend over for them salted nuts you dropped while you have a whip in your hand,,,,,,,,,,,,,,naaaaaa not into pain at all.
Go on then how did you do your back in while drinking JD with high heels and cracking a whip…..I won’t tell any one.

59. Posted by garry moll (Budding Member 348 posts) 9y

bridal gown....bridal gown,,,,come on tina get a grip, it was an evening dress thats all

60. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

Its not a secret - l think l even posted about it here last year!

I was out with the girls (while the other half was in Hawai with WORK Huh lm still bitter about that one!) and it was typical girls night out - lots of cocktails and dancing and l lost my balance whilst throwing some dance floor moves and bounced on the floor cracking the bottom of my back against a pillar!

Didnt notice the pain that evening - alcohol numbing the pain l assume!
The next day l was sore and the following day it got worse! I went to work and and then involved in a minor road traffic accident where a looney in a transit van who had overshot traffic lights (he was fine where he was not causing any obstruction) decided he wanted to be back behind the white line - the eejit decided to reverse and l saw what he was doing (l could go nowhere there was a line of traffic behind me parked at the red light) so sounded the horn but nope he didnt see me - so l had tensed and this then jarred my back even more when he collided into my car (the car was alright)! So l spent 4 hours in A&E having x-rays and then getting told l had bruised my tail bone and l had to rest!

So thats how high heels and alcohol do not mix - so mind your step Garry and bring me another cocktail when your on your feet!