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1. Posted by Fun Bobby (Budding Member 115 posts) 9y

Sorry for starting a new theread as I think theres a 'joke of the day' out there somewhere, but couldn't find it and this baby is worth a new thread. Here we go..........

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming
>around in the sea.
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>One called Justin and the other called Christian.
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>The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that
>inhabited the area.
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>Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn; I
>wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about
>being eaten."
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>A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted"
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>Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.
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>Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old
>mate.
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>Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark boring
>and lonely.
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>All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them.
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>Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his
>sad plight.
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>While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought
>perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.
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>He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he
>found himself turned back into a prawn.
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>With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends
>and bought them all a cocktail.
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>Looking around the gathering at the reef he realized he couldn't see his old
>pal.
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>"Where's Christian?" he asked.
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>"He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the
>enemy & became a shark", came the reply.
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>Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set
>off to Christian's abode.
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>As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back.
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>He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come
>out and see me again."
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>Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the
>enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."
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>Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.".........
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>"I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian".

2. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 9y

okay...

3. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

Anyoldie, but a goody. That's my favourite joke ever.

4. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 9y

sure...

5. Posted by Mel. (Travel Guru 4567 posts) 9y

Tell us more jokes, Fun Bobby.
This could be Fun Bobbys joke thread.;)

[ Edit: Edited on Mar 23, 2007, at 12:04 PM by Mel. ]

6. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

Hehehehhehehe - an oldie but a goodie like Mikey said!

7. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 9y

Funbobby rocks

(Refill please)

8. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Funbobby lives up to his name!

9. Posted by arif_kool (Travel Guru 1757 posts) 9y

Can someone post some more jokes

10. Posted by Fun Bobby (Budding Member 115 posts) 9y

Heres some I prepared earlier. OK well it was Tommy Cooper.

Two Aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married

The ceremony was rubbish but the Reception was Brilliant.
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Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry growing out of his head.
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> Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
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> "Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home."
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> "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. "
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> "Is it common? "
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> "It's not unusual."
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> A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
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> "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? "
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> "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him"
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> So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
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> Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
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> "What? Because he's cross-eyed? "
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> "No, because he's really heavy"
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> "Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's."
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> "Well you can't say fairer than that then"
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> Two elephants walk off a cliff...... boom boom!
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> So I went to the dentist.
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> He said "Say Aaah."
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> I said "Why?"
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> He said "My dog's died.'"
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> "So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said
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> 'Who's speaking please?'
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> And a voice said 'You are.'"
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> So I rang up my local swimming baths.
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> I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?'
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> He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'"
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> "So I rang up a local building firm,
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> I said 'I want a skip outside my house.'
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> He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
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> Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5
> people in my family,
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> so it must be one of them.
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> It's either my mum or my dad.
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> Or my older brother Colin.
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> Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.
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> But I think it's Colin.
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> So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up,and
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> said 'You've been promoted.'
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> And I swerved.
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> And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted
> again.'
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> He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.'
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> And I went into a tree.
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> Now, most dentists' chairs go up and down, don't they?
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> The one I was in went back and forwards.
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> I thought 'This is unusual'.
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> And the dentist said to me
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> Mr. Cooper, get out of the filing cabinet.'
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> So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give
> me a
> lift?"
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> I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'
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> Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other
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> "Does this taste funny to you?"
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> Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid,
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They charged one and let the other one off.

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"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.

They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

So that was nice."

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A man walked into the doctors,

The doctor said " I haven't seen you in a long time "

The man replied "I know I've been ill"

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A man walked into the doctors,

he said "I've hurt my arm in several places"

The doctor said "well don't go to those places"

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I had a ploughman's lunch the other day.

He wasn't very happy.

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I

couldn't find any.

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I bought some HP sauce the other day.

It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years.

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Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one

of them would have seen it.

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Phone answering machine message -

"...If you want to buy marijuana.............press the hash key..."

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I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.

He said, "No, the steaks are too high."

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My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli.

A strong currant pulled him in.

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A man came round in hospital after a serious accident.

He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"

The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".

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I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel .

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly.

They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all

that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered

with hundreds and thousands.

Police say that he topped himself.

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Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round."

The other one says "So are you, you fat slob!"

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Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small
two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.

Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and
expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night