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61. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting Clarabell

I hate when you are walking down the street minding your own business and some guy says "Cheer up, Love" or "smile it can't be so bad"

You don't know me! For all you know my family could have just been wiped out in a freak accident.

What type of freak accident and where can I arrange one?? That would certainly cheer me up!!

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People who say, "Would you mind doing me a favor? You don't have to if you don't want to but if you could, I'd appreicate it. But, if you don't have time, I'll understand. It's not a big favor, but if you don't want to... (And they keep going.)

A) Get to the point!
B) I probably could have had it done in the time it took you to convince me to do it.
C) You could have done it yourself in the time it took you to convince me to do it.

62. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 9y

'I've got a question for ya...' said in a whiny rural Illinois accent

(Do NOT ask Isa or Beerman about that... You've been warned.)

63. Posted by foxxy (Budding Member 26 posts) 9y

I do not know whether I am alone on this one, but I REALLY HATE TO HEAR " DO YOU REALLY LOVE ME?"
Foxxy

64. Posted by Clarabell (Travel Guru 1696 posts) 9y

Quoting james

"You call has been placed in a queue, and you will be answered by the first available operator."

Aaaaaaaaaagh!!!!!

Also:
"Press one to talk to a moron about your lost card
Press two to talk to a bored student about your new address
Press three to hear how much you've wasted this month
Press four to do be told you've reached the wrong department
Press five to hear someone with an accent you can't understand
Press # to return to the main menu and............CLUNK"

65. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

Have you found Jesus yet?

66. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Welcome to Brixton Prison

67. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

Welcome to Brixton Prison, have you found Jesus yet?

68. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Welcome to Brixton Prison, have you found Jesus yet?, your a Celtic supporter.

69. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

Welcome to Brixton Prison, have you found Jesus yet? You're a Celtic supporter, we LOVE Kiwis at Brixton!

70. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Welcome to Brixton Prison, have you found Jesus yet? You're a Celtic supporter, we LOVE Kiwis at Brixton! Almost as much as sheep shagging Scots.