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81. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Sorry to tell you, but we cut off the wrong leg .......

82. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 9y

Quoting james

Quoting Jase007

Now just bend over the chair, this should not hurt a bit

I bet you say that to all the boys

I bet that Jase must have had said that to you before for you to say that.

83. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 9y

After a surgery...

"Sorry to tell you that we looked at the x-ray film backwards during your operation."

84. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

"We weren't sure if you wanted the sex change or the enhancement, so we did both."

85. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 9y

"Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome President Cheney and Vice-President Rumsfeld"

OK, I win......can anyone think of anything scarier?

86. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Quoting beerman

"Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome President Cheney and Vice-President Rumsfeld"

OK, I win......can anyone think of anything scarier?

Easy:
Ladies and Gentlemen, your President George W Bush

87. Posted by garry moll (Budding Member 348 posts) 9y

god....not going political are we!!!!
as an ex miner anything that was linked to "magie thatcher" sorry but still a little bitter even now.

88. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 9y

Quoting beerman

"Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome President Cheney and Vice-President Rumsfeld"

OK, I win......can anyone think of anything scarier?

Well, here's an artists impression of what this may look like:

Cheney Montana

89. Posted by Clarabell (Travel Guru 1696 posts) 9y

"We are sorry to announce that the eight fifteen to Doncaster has been delayed due to signalling problems....."

90. Posted by Fun Bobby (Budding Member 115 posts) 9y

while watching the Liverpool v Chelsea football match last night, an Liverpool supporter who was angry with his own sides performance, shouted at the screen.

"Move!! Move!!! Theres more movement in a constipated arse!"

He wasn't happy!

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