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91. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Now, during your surgery we I seemed to have lost my watch and a scalpel.

92. Posted by garry moll (Budding Member 348 posts) 9y

"We are sorry to announce that the eight fifteen to Doncaster has been delayed due to signalling problems....."
whoe,,,whoe,,,whoe,,,,,whats wrong with doncaster then clare

93. Posted by garry moll (Budding Member 348 posts) 9y

could have been Batley then your hair would stand on end.

94. Posted by Mr Gee (Budding Member 91 posts) 9y

basically, i find every footballer that opens his mouth on tv annoying..... especially when they say "Well, we had a good game, the lads played hard, we all gave it 110%" because you'll watch the rest of the show and another footballer will come on and say "Well, we had a good game, the lads played hard, we all gave it 150%"...........

i find 2 things about footballers on tv frustrating, the first is that they find it impossible to say anything original, its always so generic!
and the second thing is that they have no concept of percentages, i'm no genius but i know you cant get more than 100%, the problem is when you say 110%, someone else will say 150%, where does it end??!?!?! Infinity%...... or Infinity + 1%?!

95. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

My friend's, family, and folk here are the dancing Elephants doing the Samba

96. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

Hi, I'm Jase007

97. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 9y

Quoting mikeyBoab

Hi, I'm Jase007

....and I'm sober.

98. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

Quoting james

Quoting mikeyBoab

Hi, I'm Jase007

....and I'm sober.

. . . and that makes me "Jase the Lurve Machine"

99. Posted by opospa (Travel Guru 1836 posts) 9y

before my interview.....

100. Posted by Napoleon_U (Budding Member 34 posts) 9y

You're the father.

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