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11. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 9y

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVELYN

My suggestion for how to deal with celebrating your birthday at work, is to go out to lunch and get totally plastered, then come back to the office and tell everyone exactly what you think of them.

"Uuuno love, I've alwayzs thort u 'v got a head like a camel's baaccksiide"

"And u, why the f*** do u walk arouund the oriffice wiv a f***ing sock down ya trousers ya f***ing tosser?"

It works a treat, and you feel ever so good afterwards. It gives the next day's hangover a silver lining.

HAAAPPIE BURPDAY

12. Posted by Herr Bert (Moderator 1384 posts) 9y

Maybe James, that's idea for next year ...

Although a day late: Happy birthday.

[ Edit: Edited on Apr 4, 2007, at 4:37 PM by Herr Bert ]

13. Posted by Mel. (Travel Guru 4567 posts) 9y

Isadora
Do u know, when all our birthdays are?

14. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting Mel.

Isadora
Do u know, when all our birthdays are?

I know when 41 of them are - would you like to be #42? If so, send a PM with your month and day (don't need the year).

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James - I like that idea!! Though Ev would have to head out on her SEA trip later today since they'd probably try to tar and feather her. Do they tar and feather in NZ?? Or do they just send you to Tazmania with a large "S" (for Sheila) scrawled on your forehead? Oh wait, they would only do that to James...

15. Posted by Mel. (Travel Guru 4567 posts) 9y

James

Yes, u should wait for your birthday, to say these things to people.
U dont need, to keep saying them, everyday.

[ Edit: Edited on Apr 5, 2007, at 5:30 AM by Mel. ]

16. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Happy Birthday, Ev!!! Hope you're having a marvelous time and that those office ninnies took the day off so you can celebrate. Big hugs and a two-cheek kiss!!

17. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 9y

Quoting Mel.

James

Yes, u should wait for your birthday, to say these things to people.
U dont need, to keep saying them, everyday.

I don't know, what the hell, you are on, about.

18. Posted by Elnaz (Inactive 296 posts) 9y

happy birthday dear EV

19. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 9y

.............and in a really quite startlingly bright flash of green, white, and orange light, accompanied by the staccato tippity-tap of knee-high crocodile Riverdance booties, comes Beerman...........

Hallllloooooooo, Miss Evelyn World-Traveller person you, it is I, Beerman, here to make Happy with you on this, your Most Happy of Happy Days. TAAA DAAAAAA!!!!! Hmmmmm, Beerman is seeing you have lack of impress. Is because you are now World-Traveller type person and have become jaded with everyday things that happen everyday?? You are having seen it all, I am guessing. I am had make thought that painting body in flag of Irish colors would have some effect, besides the rolling on floor laughing........hhmmmmm, this is call for special Beerman anti-jaded World-Traveller type person surprise gift of all times. But feerst, we dance......

Jump, land on knees, twirl twist twirl, spin 12 times on spot, shimmy shake shimmy, throw arms into air..........wait for applause..........still wait for applause..............hmm, no applause......

OK, is time for Super-Special activity for jaded World-Traveller.......Beerman is read from blog that you made allow person to tie you up and throw you out of airplane. Is odd, but it has kinky aspect to it. So, please to follow Beerman to airport.

....some time is pass......

TA DAAAA! Is airport. OK, now we are get on plane bound for.....somewhere.

.....leetle more time pass.....

TA DAAAA!!! OK, now is time for excitement beyond dreams of wild. You are have thinked that sky-diving was excitement of lifetime, yes? Well, Beerman is present you with latest Thrill-of-Lifetime activity............wait for it...........SKY-JACKING......YAY!!!!!!! Is simple, now that plane is in air, we knock on cabin door. When pilot person says "Yes? Who is?", we kick down door and demand to be upgraded to first class. If demand is not met, we sit quietly in steerage and make cell phone calls and smoke. Is great fun....we are do it in old country all time. Beerman is never fly coach on Beeristan Airways.

So, you are seeming leetle stunned there. Is OK, I am thinking we return to airport soon anyway.

....airplane is make land and taxi to gate full of heavily armed police........

Hmmm, I see is time for Beerman to make exit. Until next year Happy Ev, please to make Happy all your travels. And take this Playstation Portable thingy for long journeys on air....it make time pass good.

.........and in an equally really quite startlingly bright flash of Irish light, accompanied by the staccato tippity-tap of 300 NEW Zealand Security Forces armed with tazers and handcuffs, leaves Beerman, satisfied that he spreads the joy of his homeland to all.............

20. Posted by mim (Travel Guru 1276 posts) 9y

Happy belated birthday (whats new) dude!

hope you had a marvellous day :)

mx

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