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11. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 9y

I'd rethink the ingredients of the hash cookies I'd been eating, then I'd ask either Mikeyboab, Jase007 or Mel if they wanted to become true space cadets!

12. Posted by wotthefiqh (Inactive 1447 posts) 9y

Quoting Mr Gee

Right, you're stood there in a cornfield in the middle of nowhere.....
you hear a humming above you....

you look up......

and there's an enormous space ship hovering metres above your head...

the door opens, and you hear a voice....

it says...

"We come from a planet billions of lightyears away and we need to take TWO human beings back with us to live on our colony, we'll introduce you to things a hundred times stronger than love, a million times more complex then the internet...... but, if you come with us you will NEVER be able to come back.... however, we will allow you to bring ONE person with you"

what would you do? and if you'd go, who would you take? it could be anyone!

Im outa here.
Cate Blanchett.
Anal probes be damned,I wanna skateboard round the rings of Uranus.

13. Posted by Herr Bert (Moderator 1384 posts) 9y

Quoting mohit_sa

I'm standing there in a cornfield in the middle of NOWHERE.

How the hell did I end up there?

Alcohol, Drugs, Rabbit fueled teleportmachines ... there are a lot of way to end up in a cornfield. Maybe somebody shoved you out of an airplane, to make sure you wouldn't make any more political statements, and thereby preventing you to become the next president of India. (little did they know you always wear a parachute under your jacket).

If they can come here, to take me somewhere else, than I don't see the point, that it would be impossible to take me back again, if i don't like it. But even if it wouldn't be possible to get back I would go. I would take a musician along, so we can sing and play some songs together when we get homesick ...

Herr Bert
... somewhere over the rainbow, aliens fly. Aliens fly over the rainbow, why ooo why can't I ...

14. Posted by Mr Gee (Budding Member 91 posts) 9y

Quoting Herr Bert

Quoting mohit_sa

I'm standing there in a cornfield in the middle of NOWHERE.

How the hell did I end up there?

Alcohol, Drugs, Rabbit fueled teleportmachines ... there are a lot of way to end up in a cornfield. Maybe somebody shoved you out of an airplane, to make sure you wouldn't make any more political statements, and thereby preventing you to become the next president of India. (little did they know you always wear a parachute under your jacket).

If they can come here, to take me somewhere else, than I don't see the point, that it would be impossible to take me back again, if i don't like it. But even if it wouldn't be possible to get back I would go. I would take a musician along, so we can sing and play some songs together when we get homesick ...

Herr Bert
... somewhere over the rainbow, aliens fly. Aliens fly over the rainbow, why ooo why can't I ...

Now, THAT'S a good answer! a musician is a great idea, I'd take Ray Mears, i'd put him in an alien jungle with only a machete and tell him to "Deal with it!"

15. Posted by Mel. (Travel Guru 4567 posts) 9y

I wouldnt go, because I could only bring one person, with me.
I would have to leave either my boyfriend, or my daughter.

But if I could take 2 people I would go.
And I would suggest, in the system forum, that they make a new forum, for space travel, so I could meet like minded people.

[ Edit: Edited on May 8, 2007, at 6:12 AM by Mel. ]

16. Posted by Herr Bert (Moderator 1384 posts) 9y

pssst, Mel. I am leaving for Pluto in 10 days, you want to meet up? I should arrive in about 5,5 years

Herr Bert
(anybody knows some good trips along the way. One of the moons of Jupiter maybe?)

17. Posted by Napoleon_U (Budding Member 34 posts) 9y

I'd go. It would be an amazing experience, whether it would be good or bad is another matter.

I don't think they'd do anything bad to you, or otherwise they'd surely take you without asking? so just accept and experience something no one else has.

Would you get to leave a goodbye to family?

I'd want to take Kristen Kruek with me, but this is the trouble. Just because we are the only 2 humans, doesn't mean she'll like me and we'll be friends let alone sleep with me, fall in love or get married etc....she'd probably just hate you for taking them.

That is why it's a bad call taking someone you find attractive. You'd be better taking a friend or family with you. If all else fails, take William Shatner.

18. Posted by Herr Bert (Moderator 1384 posts) 9y

William Shatner ... actor and singer (well singer ... he made a record, and it is funny). Taking Captain Kirk into Space .. briljant choice.

Herr Bert
(looking for the William Shatner album Has Been on his computer. found it ... you are talking to me, you are talking to me, you are calling me ... has been? - Briljant !!!)

19. Posted by AgentCiamp (Budding Member 26 posts) 9y

Wow, this thread script is better than that movie that i donĀ“t remember the name now.
At first i would live to introduce them the earth planet and then go with Pammypie ( the sexiest woman on the earth ) to go with me to the unknow world.

And i hope they have great video games there.

20. Posted by Mel. (Travel Guru 4567 posts) 9y

Quoting james

I'd rethink the ingredients of the hash cookies I'd been eating, then I'd ask either Mikeyboab, Jase007 or Mel if they wanted to become true space cadets!

Are u going to kidnap us, James?