HAPPY BIRTHDAY OH GREAT OVERLORD OF NORWEGIA AND ALL THINGS TP!!!!!!!!!!!
As the sun slooooooooooooooooooowly sets in the west, the sound of raucous laughter and the clinking of beer bottles (or whiskey glasses) can be heard throughout the mountains and valleys of Norwegia. Suddenly a bright light is seen from afar as oooohhhs and aaaahhhhs are uttered by the crowds. Will the Overlord be able to blow out all of those candles in one breath? Will he need the help of his trusty candle-blower-outer, Malia??? Only time will tell...
Hey Sam! I hope you have a wonderful birthday and that the party is still in full swing!!
Isa offers Sam a case of Beerman's special Birthday Brew, a large plater of smoked salmon with a light dill sauce and sauted spring onions. For dessert - (of course) a giant orange chocolate cake with bittersweet chocolate frosting and a whole bunch of birhgtly colored candles! (Okay, don't eat the candles.)
Happy Birthday, Sam!!! Hope you have a fantastic day. In lieu of a good gift, I offer you the two teaspoons of maple syrup I have left in the fridge. Delicious with birthday cake that's been burnt by so many candles!
Have a nice party
happy birthday Sam. hope you have a fantastic day. take a few drinks for me mate.
hey dont worry about the candles, just take a few off when noone is looking.
all the best
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SAM!!!
Have a great one, big guy!
.......and in a furiously bright flash of red, white, and blue light, accompanied by the staccato tippity-tap of knee-high green Riverdance boots and the Beatles' Norwegian Wood, comes Beerman..........
Haaaalllloooooooooo, Mr. Sams Overpowerful-Lord type person you, it is I, Beerman, here to make Happy Weeshes to you on this, your Most Happy of Happy Days. TA DAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! I am just having danced in from Svalbard, and boy are my legs tired (nyuck nyuck nyuck)!!!!
You are having see that Beerman is wearing traditional Norwegia costume of red with white and blue cross-looking patterns on....is style-right, yes?? Beerman is do this for you, as traditional dress of adopted country. And so now I am make traditional stev for you with helps from fabulous guitar man, Knut Reiersrud:
(insert sonorous blues riff....)
My baby don' know, how much I am lovin' her, but I'm just know, that I love her so.........I'm a man, and I can't help but love her so, I'm a man, and I can't help, but to tell her so.........when I am fishing, I am think of only her, when I am baiting hook, I am only think of her, when I am reeling in giant 23kg salmon, I am only think of her........I am Sam, and I can't help, but love her so....I AM SAM, AND I CAN'T HELP BUT LOVE HER SO!!!!!!!!!!!"
So, what is one give man with all power in TP World?? MORE POWER!!!!! So, Beerman has made negotiation with Stortinget to make bestow on you new title......King-for-Day.....you are to be referred to this day as......King Sam Haakon XV!!!!!!!!! Beerman will be servant person, and we make rule over all of Land of Midday Sun!!!!!! Beerman is still confused over Land of Midday Sun title for country of Nowegia, but when in Oslo, do as the Oslovians do, I am always say. You shall make rule with Iron Fist of Overlord type person. Beer shall flow in streets, and cost only 1/2 days pay. Peoples will lavish praise and glory on you, and wife person will make sex on you. Servant Beerman will take lovely daughter for stroll to zoo to see amazing animals and make change of diapers. Beerman will teach lovely daughter person to make respect to all animals by throwing peanuts at them and talking in soft comforting tones. Then, we fish.
Please to accept this highly regarded fly-fishing rig from Beerman-Orvis collection of highly regarded fish equipment, and this stylish set of TP-blue waders. You will make fashion statement to all who fish the cold blue fjords and lake waters.
.........and in an equally blinding flash of red, white, and blue light, accompanied by the sonorous riffs of Knut's guitar, leaves Beerman, chased out of the Land of the Midday Sun by an irritated group from the Stortinget who are upset over murderously bad blues lyrics..........
Congrats from Utrecht....from Utrecht!
Have fun and enjoy the expensive drinks over there...
I'm not sure if that is the name of a potent alcoholic drink, or whether it's the name of a crack-ridden suburb of Amsterdam.
Either way, have a DAM fine day
Happy birthday, big boss/brother!