HAPPY BIRTHDAY GARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's hoping you have a wonderful birthday (May 23rd) and that Hilary has spent all of your money on pressies for you!!!! (Okay, so she threw in a pair of stiletto heels for herself - you can share.)
Isa gives Garry the largest bottle of JD that she could find and a bucket of ice. Before Garry drinks the whole bottle, Isa gives him a nice platter of roasted lamb with rosemary, sauted spring onions, Yorkshire pudding and a luscious merlot gravy ladled over the top. For dessert, a rich mango and pecan bread pudding with Devon cream. (What's with Yorkshire and the puddings??)
Have a wonderful birthday and don't do anything I wouldn't do!!! (That gives you quite a leeway on bahavior, you know...)
happy birthy Garry, u are a good guy
Happy Birthday Garry
Another TP May birthday - one wonders what was on our parents minds in September!
ANYWAY Garry - have a fantastic birthday l hope you have a loverly loverly day tomorrow and you get all you wish for!
Hey Garry, it's already the 23rd on this part of the world!
Ot Ot Ot Ot What can i say to you my ollllllddddd mate. We have been sharing so many virtual beers that i feel like you are my best pub buddy. To the man who teach me how to make Yorkshire pudding. To the man I thought wont never recover from his trip in OZ.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS - JOYEUX ANNIVERSAIRE
AND SO MUCH MORE
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Happy b-day, Garry!!!!! Hope you have a great day with plenty of beer-related activities.
Another year older huh? Soon you'll be 35 and old like me
May a bird of peace drop the winning numbers of the lottery on your door step.
Have a great day mate. I'd buy you a beer if I could!
..............and in a not terribly blinding flash of green light, accompanied by the staccato tippity-tap of green knee-high Riverdance boots, comes Beerman............
Halllloooooooooooo, Mr. Garry person you, it is I, Beerman, here to make Happy at you on this, the day after (in USA) your Most Happy of Happy Days!!!!! TA DAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Beerman will dispense with usual Dance of Happy, and begin new trend......Drink of Happy!!! Please to take this pint out of hand and quaff with Beerman. Is good, yes no? Is special Beerman beer, extra stout with bourbon base.....please to be careful, is 12% alcohol. Will make you go loopy if not careful.
Now that drinking is out of way, is pressie time!!!! For you, Mr. Garry person, Beerman is present you with.....wait for it..........the one and only..........the Rocky Mountain Way Man himself.........Mr. Joe Walsh!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!! Beerman will speak for Mr. Joe, as Mr. Joe is mostly incomprehensible most of time.............Mr. Joe wishes you, please excuse the drooling, to become his Road Manager for this year, until you are to have next birthday (Beerman is thinking #41...you are so young for age....). YAY!!!!!!!!! Please to break into song....."Life's been good to me, so faaaaarrrrrrrrr".
....and in a flourish of Rocky Mountain Way, accompanied by the drooling of Mr. Joe, leaves Beerman, rocking his way to the next birthday thread............