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1. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 9y

you blow up the taj mahal and call the paper that u did it

2. Posted by Elnaz (Inactive 296 posts) 9y

Really, but why just the taj mahal ?

3. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5595 posts) 9y

...you told the media that Osama Bin Laden was your room mate in Tora Bora University

[ Edit: Edited on May 28, 2007, at 12:53 PM by Utrecht ]

4. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

. . . you revealed that you were really the bastard love-child of Robert Mugabe and Nikki from Big Brother.

5. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

Quoting mikeyBoab

. . . you revealed that you were really the bastard love-child of Robert Mugabe and Nikki from Big Brother.

Im sorry but that is disgusting - the mental image is dreadful

6. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

...you give birth to aliens who come out singing "oh Danny Boy" and chomping on a rib steak. Front page if they resemble David Hasselhoff in any way.

7. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 9y

if u are king kong..

8. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

If you were the first male to give birth..........

9. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5595 posts) 9y

Quoting Purdy

If you were the first male to give birth..........

..but are you telling me that it's not possible? Why am I carying all that weight...for nothing?

10. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

Micheal have you had any strange cravings - coal - banana and peanut butter? If not its likely a bit of excess over indulgence left over from your Australia trip!