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HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PURDY!!!!!!!!!!!

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11. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 9y

happy birthday missy.... hope you have a great day....keep us updated on the mystery pressie...

12. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 9y

..............and in a nearly pretty much blinding flash of green light, accompanied by the staccato tippity-tap of knee-high green Riverdance boots, comes Beerman, dressed in a traditional Irish green speedo and red and white chestwig...............

HAAALLLLLLOOOOOO, Miss Purdy-Tat person you, it is I, Beerman, here to make Happy at you on this, your Most Happy of Happy Days. TA DAAAAAAAA!!!!!

What? Yes, Beerman is knowing what time it is. Yes, it is 11:37 pm local time. What you are mean "What the bloody hell are you doing waking me at this time of night, you sodding freak"? What is "sodding freak"? Yes, Beerman is make fluent in many dialect and language. Beerman is even fluent in dialect of cat. Meow. You are see? So, please to put down bat of cricket and listen. No, on floor, over there, out of reaches, please. Beerman has brought special guest to make sing and dance for you!!!! Please to welcome, the one and only, Mr. Boner himself from musical sensation group UR2......YAAAAYYYY!!!!

Slowly, strains of "With or Without You" begin to make emanate from out of seeming nowhere.......

Please to sing Mr. Boner........I am not live, with or without you, I am not give, with or without you, I am sieve, with or without youuuuuuuu............I live near Slieve (League), with or without youuuuuuuu, ohhh, ohhhhhhh, ohhhhhh, ohhhhhhhhh, ohhhhhhh, ohhhhhhh, ohhhhhhhhhh........

Is very romantic song, yes, no?? Is Mr. Boner not sing good? Beerman is to understand that one day, UR2 will be big. Big in world of music like favorite band of Beerman, The Dancing Chestwigs. Maybe even as big in international scene as The Speedo Twins. Thank you Mr. Boner, you may go. Yes, now, and please to take Mr. Yedge and his guitar with. Yes, now. And a bit of Beerman advise......lose the pink sunglasses.....they are not statement of fashion.

So, Miss Kitty, it is time of joy for you, and where in world can you find most joy, Beerman asks??? No, not in pub, please to guess again. No, not in tropical paradise of Fiji, please to guess again. In arms of Beerman? No, but Beerman make blush.....OK, you are give up? I, Beerman, make present to you of.......wait for it................a cat!!!!!!! YAAAAYYYYY! This is special cat of Beeristan.....has many talents. His name is Wino. Psssst..Please to keep Wino away from watered-down sangria....is only weakness...... Wino can do many things for you. He is able to make clean of own litter box. He is able to speak dog. And he makes a mean rose martini. Yes, is cat from stable of world-renowned cat breeder Isa, so of course, he is to make martinis. What? WINO!!! Please to dismount small cat in corner of room. NO!!! Bad Wino!!!!! Sorry, Wino is randy cat.

Please to put down bat of cricket, Beerman is leaving. WHOA.......nice swing......

........and in a flash of relatively bright light, accompanied by the staccato tippity-tap of cat humping, leaves Beerman, narrowly avoiding a thorough bashing to head of bat of cricket.......

13. Posted by mim (Travel Guru 1276 posts) 9y

Happy birthday miss! hope you have a fantastic fabulous day!

hang on a sec..? Manchester? serious? thats where I am!! send me a message if you're free for a drink

mx

14. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 9y

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15. Posted by summer910 (Respected Member 1342 posts) 9y

Happy Birthday, Purdy!!!! May all your wishes come true!!! Enjoy your special day with Paul!!!

16. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

Shucks you guys lm blushing!

James - thank you for the birthday collage!

17. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5595 posts) 9y

Heather,
Maybe you are going to one of the biggest waterfalls in the world instead of one of the highest?
The highest ones in Europe are in Norway, the biggest in Zwitserland and the most powerful in Iceland. Ring a bell?

18. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

Oh l dont know - he wont tell me until this evening apparently - its probably a water fall in a snow globe and lm letting my imagination run wild!

Im happy to go anywhere me!

19. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5595 posts) 9y

Quoting Purdy

Oh l dont know - he wont tell me until this evening apparently - its probably a water fall in a snow globe and lm letting my imagination run wild!

Im happy to go anywhere me!

Ok, just let us know....was a nice quiz though;)

20. Posted by Herr Bert (Moderator 1384 posts) 9y

Happy Birthday ...

Herr Bert
(always late)