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HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BEERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!

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1. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

...and in a blindingly tropical flash of seafoam green and flamingo pink Hawaiian print comes I (as in Isadora)...

Hallooooo Meester Beerman Queen of TP type person you!!!!!!! It is I, as in Isadora - the love of your life - here to wish you the Happiest of your most Happy Days (June 7th)!!!!!!! I will, in the closest I can get to Beeristani tradition, try to make happy dance for you!! (I make apology of you for not having accent perfectly down the road but am trying best as can for your occassion of celebration.) Up, up!! Is dance of time for you...

Tippity-tap, tippity-tap, twirl, fall over chair in corner, crawl to center of room, collapse in heap, stand up and trip over small cat, pick self back up, tippity-tap, tippity-tap, trip over own feet, hit head on floor, crawl to chair in corner and sit down... Ta-da!!!!!

I, as in Isadora, am much better cook than maker of dance so shall dispose of tippity-tap shoes and bring feast of Most Happy Day...

I, as in Isadora, hands Queen Beerman a case of assorted rums from Jamaica, Antigua and Panama. For starters, a nice plate of ceviche to tempt appetite of Queen. Following appetite-teaser comes a feast of dolma with madzoon, hens from Cornish in garlic cream sauce, lamb shanks and artichokes with lemon egg sauce and a nice rocket salad. Dessert will be of I, as in Isadora, drizzled with chocolate sauce and armed with can of cream called Redi-Whip.

I see Queen Beerman is pleased with libations and things for eating??? Good!!! I, as in Isadora, make last of Happiest Wishes to you Meester Beerman Queen of TP and...

in another blindingly tropical flash of seafoam green and flamingo pink Hawaiian print, I, as in Isadora, falls down stairs...

[ Edit: Edited on Jun 6, 2007, at 8:22 AM by Isadora ]

2. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 9y

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KRIS!!!

What's the plan on your birthday, apart from the obvious?

[ Edit: Edited on Jun 6, 2007, at 7:59 AM by Hien ]

3. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

All the best Beerman! I see she remembered you . . . Helps to be married to her I guess.

4. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 9y

Happy Birthday Kris !!!

5. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting mikeyBoab

All the best Beerman! I see she remembered you . . . Helps to be married to her I guess.

It's rather hard to forget someone who looks like this and this and this.

6. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

Quoting Isadora

It's rather hard to forget someone who looks like this and this and this.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Make it stop!!!!!!!

7. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

This feels all wrong - your birthday's only tomorrow! That's like opening your presents on Christmas Eve!

OK, OK - don't read this till tomorrow, then:

In a quick flash of a car's headlights, Chestwina is seen sneaking into a cat-infested yard, occassionally stopping to wipe her shoe on a rock and cursing under her breath...

TABARNACLE! It is I, Chestwina, come to make wishes of birthday happiness and lodge a complaint about the itchiness of this chestwig I bought. I would make to do a happy dance for you, but what with these feline ladmines and my penchant for falling on my cul, I will instead sing you song of rap in my delightful Quebecois accent. Aheem. Ahhhhem. Cough. Cough. Mi-mi-mi-mi. Ahchchchc....

You like-a the bière
Make a little prière
For to have a Labbatt
It will not make you fat
Take this plate of poutine
I did not much spit in
Make more merry this day
by getting yourself a good l-

cough-cough.... Ack! Maudits cats!!!

And in the revolving light of a police cruiser, Chestwina sneaks away through the cornfields, knocking down the high-speed connection in the process.

8. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

- how can l follow that!

ANYWAY

To my fellow 7th June birthday mate - have an amazing day TP daddy - l hope you have an amazing day and you get spoiled rotten by G - which l have no doubt at all!

I will raise a few glasses of bubbly to you tomorrow wishing you salbrious, joyous, wonderful and amazing celebrations!

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS KRIS

9. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 9y

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRIS.....

hope you have a great day and no doubt gretchen will spoil you rotton....

10. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 9y

Kris - happy birthday mate.

So apart from a dozen or so vestal virgins, what does one get for a guy who runs a brewery?

Seriously, what was your reaction when Isa gave you the keys to the new Cadillac?