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HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JAMES!!!!!!!!!!!

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11. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5596 posts) 9y

Congrats James! All the best and hope you weren't flooded away over there....unless it was the beer that flooded.
Mike

12. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting james

Quoting Isadora

....In lieu of feeding you, Isadora has arranged a full weekend stay at the brewery of your choice.....

Blimey, that's even better than the week long stay at the Playboy Mansion that Beerman organised!

I love you even more

Life just gets better....

We aim to please!! ;)

13. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 9y

..........and in a really quite blinding flash of red, white, and blue light, accompanied by the staccato tippity-tap of 41 scantily-clad dancing koala bears singing "Waltzing Matilda", comes Beerman...............

Halllooooooo, Mr. James person you, it is I, Beerman, here to make Happy with you on this, the 6th day anniversary of your Most Happy of Happy days. TA DAAAAA!!!!!! Beerman is join you on 6th day of visit to brewery of your choice. You are making like here, yes no? Is apparent you are, making judge by 4378 empty cans of beer made strewn around like small volcano lava flow in brewhouse. You have made some fun, yes? No, wait, Beerman will help you to feet. That's it.....good......yes, one foot in front of other......walk forward.......no no no, upright is good.....yes, Beerman is friend for life....that's good........thump........no Mr. Happy, floor is not friend, please to get up for I have another special gift for you..........thump......hmmmm, this is be harder than Beerman is think.

14 hours pass........

OK, I am think we are getting somewhere. More coffee?? No? Good. For now you are to receive special Man-Gift!!!!!! YAAAYYYYY!!! For you, you are to spend a week of fabulous nihilistic pleasures in.....wait for its..........BEERISTANI PLAYBOYS MANSION!!!!!!!! YAAAAYYYYY!!!! You are to be treated to everything that you have make desire for: all employees (we are call them "Platypuses") are made to dress in only skimpy undergarments (much like large boxer shorts and padded brassieres in West). Beeristani Platypuses-women-folk are instructed to shave facial, leg, and underarm hair daily. Only 3 look similar to Rowen Atkinson. Traditional Beeristani foodstuffs may include stuffed vine leaves, mole meatballs, and freshly sprouted deep-fried thistle salads. Is true delicacy in homeland. Slave peoples will be provided to make wipe of ass.

So, Mr. James person, you are make pleased, yes? You are not to worry about Mrs. James person and little Mr. James peoples: they are already set up in modest over water bungalow at Ritz Carleton Bora Bora, where they are to suffer through daily massages and all meals and water-sports included.

Please to not thank Beerman, is only least that can be offered for fellow Beerman-type person.

.........and in a flash of even brighter red, white, and blue light, chased by 41 hungry and foot sore dancing and singing koalas, leaves Beerman............

14. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 9y

Quoting beerman

..........and in a really quite blinding flash of red, white, and blue light, accompanied by the staccato tippity-tap of 41 scantily-clad dancing koala bears singing "Waltzing Matilda", comes Beerman...............

Halllooooooo, Mr. James person you, it is I, Beerman, here to make Happy with you on this, the 6th day anniversary of your Most Happy of Happy days. TA DAAAAA!!!!!! Beerman is join you on 6th day of visit to brewery of your choice. You are making like here, yes no? Is apparent you are, making judge by 4378 empty cans of beer made strewn around like small volcano lava flow in brewhouse. You have made some fun, yes? No, wait, Beerman will help you to feet. That's it.....good......yes, one foot in front of other......walk forward.......no no no, upright is good.....yes, Beerman is friend for life....that's good........thump........no Mr. Happy, floor is not friend, please to get up for I have another special gift for you..........thump......hmmmm, this is be harder than Beerman is think.

14 hours pass........

OK, I am think we are getting somewhere. More coffee?? No? Good. For now you are to receive special Man-Gift!!!!!! YAAAYYYYY!!! For you, you are to spend a week of fabulous nihilistic pleasures in.....wait for its..........BEERISTANI PLAYBOYS MANSION!!!!!!!! YAAAAYYYYY!!!! You are to be treated to everything that you have make desire for: all employees (we are call them "Platypuses") are made to dress in only skimpy undergarments (much like large boxer shorts and padded brassieres in West). Beeristani Platypuses-women-folk are instructed to shave facial, leg, and underarm hair daily. Only 3 look similar to Rowen Atkinson. Traditional Beeristani foodstuffs may include stuffed vine leaves, mole meatballs, and freshly sprouted deep-fried thistle salads. Is true delicacy in homeland. Slave peoples will be provided to make wipe of ass.

So, Mr. James person, you are make pleased, yes? You are not to worry about Mrs. James person and little Mr. James peoples: they are already set up in modest over water bungalow at Ritz Carleton Bora Bora, where they are to suffer through daily massages and all meals and water-sports included.

Please to not thank Beerman, is only least that can be offered for fellow Beerman-type person.

.........and in a flash of even brighter red, white, and blue light, chased by 41 hungry and foot sore dancing and singing koalas, leaves Beerman............

Thanks Beerman.

I think that you and I might be equally as mad as each other

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