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Quick help! angry letter...

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1. Posted by mim (Travel Guru 1276 posts) 9y

I'm writing a letter of complain to the totally inept farcical "businness" that provides my internet trying to get a refund, what's a decent angry yet composed version of 'yours sincerely' ??

2. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

"With regards" works well when you need a basic closing.

3. Posted by Gelli (Travel Guru 2457 posts) 9y

If It's NTL, I have a ready made template....

4. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

"In frustration,"

"Unhappy in (name of city),"

"Putting my lawyer on speed-dial,"

"I know where you live,"

5. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

Try "one two Freddy's coming for you . . . "

6. Posted by Mr Gee (Budding Member 91 posts) 9y

what about 'Sobbing over my ethernet cable....'?

7. Posted by wotthefiqh (Inactive 1447 posts) 9y

May your aural receiving devices metamorphose into anal orifae and defecate all over your clavicles.
But only if you are really really angry

8. Posted by Peter (Admin 5847 posts) 9y

Replace 'Sincerely' with 'Up' and you're done

Oh, and maybe add in an emoticon like this:

err.. just noticed you were looking for a replacement to 'Yours Sincerely'. Naturally I was thinking of 'Sincerely Yours', so you might have to swap the words around as well. It's not easy being angry!!

[ Edit: Edited on Jun 20, 2007, at 5:45 PM by Peter ]

9. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 9y

"Loading the shotgun...."

"Unleashing the virus...."

"Yours temporarily....."

"Consulting Osama...."

"Unhappy in Tora Bora, Afghanistan"

10. Posted by mim (Travel Guru 1276 posts) 9y

all fantastic possibilities...

think I may go with In frustration, (cheers tway) or for comedy value I'm liking "one two freddy's coming for you"

cheers guys!!! I will never try to write an angry letter without consulting you again!

;) mx