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1. Posted by lagered (Budding Member 230 posts) 9y

Hello to all!

I know what you’re thinking, but no I am not a used beer salesman. I do however know what it will take to get you into that beer over there... but I digress. As you can tell I'm a bit of nut but I figure life is short and if I couldn’t laugh it wouldn’t be worth living. I don’t have much to complain about these days as I have a fantastic fiancé who willingly follows my every command (ok fine, she doesn’t but she does put up with me). I happen to find the details are what make the difference which I imagine is something everyone can agree on. I hold no real political affiliation except anti-idiot. This can be rather hard as there seems to be a growing proportion of society that is taking to this association. I enjoy long walks on the beach... wait a minute this isn’t a personal ad!?! Truthfully I enjoy traveling and spending time with good people. Since I'm looking for a nice honeymoon spot - does anyone have any recommendations in the Caribbean? I hear the Cayman Islands aren’t half bad.

Lagered
(log-er-ed)

Some call me... Tyler

2. Posted by Buttfish (Respected Member 298 posts) 9y

Welcome Tyler!

I have no idea about any info on the Carribean or Cayman Islands!! All I have to offer, is that the Dominican Republic is supposed to be awesome. My folks went there with my sister a year ago and loved it..beautiful beaches, lots of relaxing, or something of the sort. Though I think there's a health warning there right now..

Have fun!

Katarina

3. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 9y

Hello Tyler,

Welcome to TP! Finally, the guy I've been hearing about so much has joined the brewmaster in the coolest travel community.

So, where's the beer?

Hien

4. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

Hi lagered and welcome.

Good to have you on board.

Regards,
Michael

5. Posted by opospa (Travel Guru 1836 posts) 9y

lagered
welcome to our tp community!!!
see you around!!

6. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Hey Tyler!

Welcome to TP!

Quoting lagered

I know what you’re thinking, but no I am not a used beer salesman.

Damn! Guess I have to cut that part out of your accordian business card now and it would have to be in the center. Have any tape?

I don’t have much to complain about these days as I have a fantastic fiancé who willingly follows my every command (ok fine, she doesn’t but she does put up with me).

How's that workin' for ya?? I think you may have better luck with Finn following your every command. But, then again, he is half Irish Setter so probably not. ;)

I enjoy long walks on the beach... wait a minute this isn’t a personal ad!?!

Okay, on the count of three - everybody sing!
If you like Piña Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain

Truthfully I enjoy traveling and spending time with good people.

So, what time is dinner? We'll be over!! (Please don't serve the used beer this time. Thanks in advance!)

Since I'm looking for a nice honeymoon spot - does anyone have any recommendations in the Caribbean? I hear the Cayman Islands aren’t half bad.

Get a map of the Caribbean. Find a pin. Have Amy blindfold you and spin you around three times. Stick pin in map. Go there. Wait, don't stick the dog - stick the map. Yeah, over there. Three more steps and you'll find it. No, not the couch, the map. No, you hit Cuba - you can't go there. Try again. No, not the dog again. Okay, remove the blindfold and try it that way...

Some call me... Tyler

And some call you... Oops, gotta go! See you in the forums!! ;)

7. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 9y

Quoting Isadora

Hey Tyler!

Welcome to TP!

Hmmm.....I sense an undercurrent of past familiarity here ! Spill it !!

Welcome to TP, Tyler!

8. Posted by lagered (Budding Member 230 posts) 9y

Well yes, hello again!

Everyone ready to play a little game?

Isadora smells of ___________?

Beerman is a _______________?

My votes are 1) Elderberries
2) Hamster

Cheers to anyone who got that.

Yes yes, it is true; I do know Isadora and Beerman. Truthfully, they are good people.... well, er... most of the time. The rest of the time they are conspiring to take over the world but then again who isn’t? Hello to all again, your replies are welcomed and are appreciated. For those of you wondering, Finnegan or "Finn" as I call him is my puppy (a golden retriever/Irish setter mix). No, he is not coming with us on our Honeymoon. I wouldn’t want to traumatize him like that...

To answer where in fact the beer is, travel to Monroe, Wisconsin. It is fairly small so dont blink as you are passing through. Beerman and I brave the elements to bring you tasty libations, so enjoy... two at a time!

Until Next time... Cheers!

[ Edit: Edited on Jun 29, 2007, at 12:03 PM by lagered ]

9. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting Q'

Hmmm.....I sense an undercurrent of past familiarity here ! Spill it !!

Past, present and future - though someone's future may be cut short after the "hamster" answer - but I'm just taking a wild guess on that one...

Quoting lagered

The rest of the time they are conspiring to take over the world...

Well, we know who not to tell any super secrets to anymore...

"Gee Beerman, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Isa - Try to take over the world!"

Mwahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!!

10. Posted by lagered (Budding Member 230 posts) 9y

muhhahahahahaha

my plan has worked! The streets are safe for tonight folks! travel on.