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31. Posted by asey16 (Budding Member 51 posts) 9y

You can give all these states back to Great Britain if you want, as long as my island that I live on can claim indepensance and no longer be a Part of England!

32. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

Alright, final offer - Wales, the Isle of Man, two cases of McEwan's Lager and a bottle of Tesco's own Scotch Whiskey in exchange for the entire USA except Minnesota. As a token of good will we'll even throw in France.

33. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting mikeyBoab

Alright, final offer - Wales, the Isle of Man, two cases of McEwan's Lager and a bottle of Tesco's own Scotch Whiskey in exchange for the entire USA except Minnesota. As a token of good will we'll even throw in France.

Final counter-offer - 2 bottles of Tesco's own Scotch Whiskey (might be good as a charcoal starter fluid) and 10 cases of HP sauce. (The HP sauce they sell here tastes exactly like A-1 Steak Sauce - it's not the same as the real HP Sauce - and I only have 6 bottles of the real stuff stashed away.) You can keep France but thanks for trying to pawn it off on Minnesota. I think you'll enjoy Nebraska.

34. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Quoting Isadora

Quoting mikeyBoab

Alright, final offer - Wales, the Isle of Man, two cases of McEwan's Lager and a bottle of Tesco's own Scotch Whiskey in exchange for the entire USA except Minnesota. As a token of good will we'll even throw in France.

Final counter-offer - 2 bottles of Tesco's own Scotch Whiskey (might be good as a charcoal starter fluid) and 10 cases of HP sauce. (The HP sauce they sell here tastes exactly like A-1 Steak Sauce - it's not the same as the real HP Sauce - and I only have 6 bottles of the real stuff stashed away.) You can keep France but thanks for trying to pawn it off on Minnesota. I think you'll enjoy Nebraska.

Hey we are trying to offload France, look we'll even throw in Germany to sweeten the deal

35. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting Jase007

Hey we are trying to offload France, look we'll even throw in Germany to sweeten the deal

Minnesota has declined taking France, it's off the table. Rumor has it the French are afraid of that much water in one place. And Germany? Why would we want Germany? Throw in someplace like Spain or Portugal then you've got yourself a deal. Until that time, we take back Washington (the state - not the District of Columbia - as people are going through Starbucks withdrawls) and Vermont (Ben & Jerry's ice cream withdrawls).

36. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

In light of the political changes sweeping the USA as a result of this thread, I think it is only proper that you, our American friends, begin to prepare yourselves for the forthcoming change of government.

Please view this site in preparation.

Sincerely,
MikeyBoab
Governer General

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