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11. Posted by slimsadie (Budding Member 5 posts) 9y

Cheers Angela!
Not sure if we could get away with that-he has insisted that he wants to look 'good' and he's quite a strong chap (does a fair bit of power lifting)....although he does do a very good 'catalogue' pose! I'm kind of thinking along the lines of something that he genuinely has NO choice in whatsoever coz he can get a bit stroppy if embarrassed, or something they can do when he's asleep! Duct tape sounds good, or cling film, or permanent marker.......mmmm, got the evil side of my brain working overtime now! ;-)
Watch this space - (keep the ideas coming though please) and I'll be sure to inform you of what happens!

12. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

I only make the comment about permanent marker because of what a friend did to his younger brother - not even wedding related... Seems said younger broher passed out and older brother took a permanent marker and drew male sexual organs on said younger brother's face. Said younger brother did not look in a mirror upon awaking and went out for coffee or some-such-thing. Only after the response from the people in the store/coffee bar/whatever caused said younger brother to look in a mirror. The results following said mirror-looking were not pleasant. Again, they were brothers... Go for the duct tape...

13. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Quoting slimsadie

I've been landed the role of organising my mates stag weekend as none of the men seem to have the first clue where to start! I am stuck for ideas on what pranks and stitch-ups to organise for him and I'm hoping that there are a few practical jokers out there that may be able to help? It's being held in England (if that makes a difference to anything required, like good weather....!)

Hell this is an easy one:

Lots of: Drink, Strippers, Drink, Food, Drink, Strippers, Drink, Drink, Drink, Strippers, Drink, Food, Drink, Drink, Drink and maybe a bit of Go-carting, Hang gliding, Drink, Drink, sword fighting (see castles for that one), Drink, Football match, Drink, casino, Drink, Strip club, Drink.
As for pratical jokes, wow now that could be opening a can of worms here.............
OK i'll limit to just one at the moment and see what others pop up before firing out loads, hell this could turn into the most dangerous thread on TP

OK, always do them when the victum is slightly worse for wear, that way they are more likely to go along with it (ok tieing up someone who can't fight off a paper bag is no challenge). But I digress here, a great pratical joke:

Remove the downstairs front wall of the house & dive their car into the lounge and bricked the front of the house back up again.
or
Leave a couple of live chickens in the attic of the couples house.
or
Bring along on the stag night blown up photos of the mother-in-law to be. Do with them what you will - throw darts at them, wear them as masks - all in the best possible taste of course!
or
Before that big night out the best man needs to get down to the nearest charity shop and buy the loudest and largest dress with matching wig and accessories possible. It is then obligatory for him to wear these for the whole night. He may even find a new kink he never knew he had.
or
Dress the whole group up in fancy dress. Nothing better than doing a pub crawl or going to a nightclub as a bunch of berserk Vikings.
or
Get a sheep and handcuff him to the chain around the sheeps neck
or
The victim is on the toilet. Everyone grabs a bucket or pint glass . Take a paper bag and set it on fire, toss it under the door into the stall. Yell fire as everyone tosses the water into the stall.
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For free food. One put a hot water bottle filled with pea soup down their chest; get a seat at a table. When the restaurant is pretty full of people, make a loud noise (to attract attention), stand up, bend over and squeezed chest. This will cause a huge gush of green liquid to spew all over the table; get everyone else to immediately began to eat this green liquid.

Try the Sussex coast (Brighton area) always good for a laugh,
London's great too for most things
or Edinburgh (ok it's in Scotland but why not it's a fantastic city - try the western bar. The fringe festival's on in August so accommodation might be tight).

Enjoy,

Jase

14. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

Quoting Jase007

Lots of: Drink, Strippers, Drink, Food, Drink, Strippers, Drink, Drink, Drink, Strippers, Drink, Food, Drink, Drink, Drink and maybe a bit of Go-carting, Hang gliding, Drink, Drink, sword fighting (see castles for that one), Drink, Football match, Drink, casino, Drink, Strip club, Drink.
As for pratical jokes, wow now that could be opening a can of worms here.............
OK i'll limit to just one at the moment and see what others pop up before firing out loads, hell this could turn into the most dangerous thread on TP

Its always about the strippers!!!!!!

15. Posted by Peter (Admin 5789 posts) 9y

You say he wants to look good? Arrange for him to get a full body waxing Don't try to do it yourself though - that would be beyond the realms of bearable! Ideally you could get some lady turning up at the party . He may think she's a stripper until he feels hot wax on the inside of his thigh ;)

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