Skip Navigation

Kids are Quick (funny)

Travel Forums Off Topic Kids are Quick (funny)

1. Posted by Elnaz (Inactive 296 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.
____________________________________


TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
__________________________________________

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
____________________________________________

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

__________________________________

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

__________________________________________

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
_______________________________________

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."

MILLIE: I is...

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."

MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
______________________________________


TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

______________________________


TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog.

___________________________________
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

;);););););););););););););););););););););););););)

2. Posted by opospa (Travel Guru 1837 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

and straight foward too.....

3. Posted by Elnaz (Inactive 296 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

Quoting opospa

and straight foward too.....

Ohhhhhhh, I forgot it ;)

4. Posted by Delimor (Budding Member 96 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

I liked all of them, but I loved the last one which is somehow truth sometimes.
And the H2O and I

Forgot this

Teacher- Are you chewing gum?
Student- No, I'm Shahab .

[ Edit: Edited on Aug 14, 2007, at 1:20 PM by Shahabsito ]

5. Posted by Elnaz (Inactive 296 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

Quoting Shahabsito

I liked all of them, but I loved the last one which is somehow truth sometimes.
And the H2O and I

Forgot this

Teacher- Are you chewing gum?
Student- No, I'm Shahab .

If my jokes are like your joke i will kill myself;)

6. Posted by opospa (Travel Guru 1837 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

Quoting Elnaz

Quoting Shahabsito

I liked all of them, but I loved the last one which is somehow truth sometimes.
And the H2O and I

Forgot this

Teacher- Are you chewing gum?
Student- No, I'm Shahab .

If my jokes are like your joke i will kill myself;)

LOL!!!
Nice one!!! This can consider one!!!

7. Posted by Delimor (Budding Member 96 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

Quoting Elnaz

Quoting Shahabsito

I liked all of them, but I loved the last one which is somehow truth sometimes.
And the H2O and I

Forgot this

Teacher- Are you chewing gum?
Student- No, I'm Shahab .

If my jokes are like your joke i will kill myself;)

Actually I made a different joke than yours.
You know why ? Because I did not want to kill myself because of having same jokes as yours

Just kidding