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1. Posted by Elnaz (Inactive 296 posts) 9y

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."

MILLIE: I is...

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."

MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog.

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

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2. Posted by opospa (Travel Guru 1836 posts) 9y

and straight foward too.....

3. Posted by Elnaz (Inactive 296 posts) 9y

Quoting opospa

and straight foward too.....

Ohhhhhhh, I forgot it ;)

4. Posted by Delimor (Budding Member 96 posts) 9y

I liked all of them, but I loved the last one which is somehow truth sometimes.
And the H2O and I

Forgot this

Teacher- Are you chewing gum?
Student- No, I'm Shahab .

[ Edit: Edited on Aug 14, 2007, at 1:20 PM by Shahabsito ]

5. Posted by Elnaz (Inactive 296 posts) 9y

Quoting Shahabsito

I liked all of them, but I loved the last one which is somehow truth sometimes.
And the H2O and I

Forgot this

Teacher- Are you chewing gum?
Student- No, I'm Shahab .

If my jokes are like your joke i will kill myself;)

6. Posted by opospa (Travel Guru 1836 posts) 9y

Quoting Elnaz

Quoting Shahabsito

I liked all of them, but I loved the last one which is somehow truth sometimes.
And the H2O and I

Forgot this

Teacher- Are you chewing gum?
Student- No, I'm Shahab .

If my jokes are like your joke i will kill myself;)

LOL!!!
Nice one!!! This can consider one!!!

7. Posted by Delimor (Budding Member 96 posts) 9y

Quoting Elnaz

Quoting Shahabsito

I liked all of them, but I loved the last one which is somehow truth sometimes.
And the H2O and I

Forgot this

Teacher- Are you chewing gum?
Student- No, I'm Shahab .

If my jokes are like your joke i will kill myself;)

Actually I made a different joke than yours.
You know why ? Because I did not want to kill myself because of having same jokes as yours

Just kidding