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71. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 9y

Quoting mikeyBoab

I'd prefer a wee tart myself.

Anybody know any?

Because you're a dirty old man??????

Don't forget to put your teeth in and tighten up that truss.......

72. Posted by Mel. (Travel Guru 4567 posts) 9y

I suppose I can jack this thread, since it has strayed off the topic anyway and onto another topic I have, so I dont have to start a new thread for it afterall

There is an apple tree, outside my kitchen window.
Yesterday, I was wishing I could reach the apples on the top of the tree, because they look so good, compared with the ones that are easy to reach.
Last night a large branch fell off the apple tree, so I now have 2 big baskets of the good looking apples that used to be at the top of the tree.
Does anyone have any good suggestions, about what I can make with them. I have lots of herbs and spices in the house, so u can make the suggestions as adventurous as u like.

73. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 9y

Quoting beerman

Quoting mikeyBoab

I'd prefer a wee tart myself.

Anybody know any?

Because you're a dirty old man??????

Don't forget to put your teeth in and tighten up that truss.......

Also don't forget to leave a part of your pants undone or your shirt out....all dirty old men do that for some reason...

74. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 9y

Quoting Eleniki

Sorry, we're all too old for that. ...

Just for the record, I'm not part of the above we.

75. Posted by Wonkerer (Respected Member 592 posts) 9y

Well, I'm a bit delayed in my response here but Mikey what do you have against Kaiser Rolls?

76. Posted by Mel. (Travel Guru 4567 posts) 9y

Quoting Hien

Quoting Eleniki

Sorry, we're all too old for that. ...

Just for the record, I'm not part of the above we.

Anyway, it is not ageist to call somebody old, unless the person doing the calling does not believe that old means wise.
A person is only as old as they feel, and that is why I want to learn text messaging, at almost fourty years old. And there is the bonus that it will make me look way cool, when I am chatting on the internet.

[ Edit: Edited on Aug 14, 2007, at 7:22 AM by Mel. ]

77. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5596 posts) 9y

C nxt txt

[ Edit: Edited on Aug 14, 2007, at 7:23 AM by Utrecht ]

78. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5596 posts) 9y

Quoting Isadora

Okay - who wants pie?? We have deep dish blueberry, Dutch apple, strawberry-rubarb, banana cream and of course... PUMPKIN!!!

Jammie...Jonagold?
Does that come with hasj?

79. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting beerman

Oh Dear? Could you make some Humble Pie for the kids?

Sure!

Now listen to me
I know you people
Some of you got some hard and everyday groovin' to do
And some of you people won't lay back
Some of you people just groove on everyday things
And some of you people just don't look back
Now I wanna lay something on you
Concerning the man himself
I say, groove with the man
I mean, groove with Jesus
Oh, groove with Jesus

Humble Pie circa 1974. Wait, maybe I misunderstood...

80. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 9y

There you go...hash apple jam. Just don't text cook it, or it will only be half done. But a young set of teeth should be able to get through them.......