Seagrams and Seven???? Oh - you are definitely showing your OLD age with that one!! Did YOUR generation invent that drink?? You know how old I am and my mother used to drink S&S. Sign me up for that party.
Come on over and we'll make you a real Captain's Pie. Morgan's straight up - no crust, no pecans, no Oreos, no meringue - just the filling.
My generation didnt invent this, but I improved upon it.
to make this pie
In large pie pan (glass, add ice equal parts of seagrams seven™ + seven up™ then add generous float of captain morgan spiced rum™) this is not a 'pie' you should be eating if attending AA meetings*
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