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11. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

100 posts? Slacker!

Wait, the addiction only gets worse...

12. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 9y

Quoting Purdy

You can join us in therapy sessions but believe me they dont work we are all still addicted!

Believe me they did work! The therapy sessions are meant to improve your addiction to TP! What do you expect when the therapy sessions are conducted by some of the biggest addicts in TP?!

13. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 9y

Quoting tway

100 posts? Slacker!

Yeah, a slacker indeed. But he's a novice. He needs practice on how to slack more at work!

Ty, you can contact any one of us here whose post count is in the thousands. We will give you lessons include how to look busy, excuses to give if you can't finish work on time, ultrafast browser window-closing, ultrafast browser window-minimizing, and how to react if caught red-handed (this is not required if you've mastered the others). Every one of them is pretty much a professional slacker now.

Wait, the addiction only gets worse...

Yeah, Ty, listen to this been-there-done-that-will-definitely-do-it-again member of ours.

14. Posted by lagered (Budding Member 230 posts) 9y

Quoting Hien

Quoting tway

100 posts? Slacker!

Yeah, a slacker indeed. But he's a novice. He needs practice on how to slack more at work!

Ty, you can contact any one of us here whose post count is in the thousands. We will give you lessons include how to look busy, excuses to give if you can't finish work on time, ultrafast browser window-closing, ultrafast browser window-minimizing, and how to react if caught red-handed (this is not required if you've mastered the others). Every one of them is pretty much a professional slacker now.

Wait, the addiction only gets worse...

Yeah, Ty, listen to this been-there-done-that-will-definitely-do-it-again member of ours.

I thank you for your kind sentiments. Yes, I look forward to diminshing productivity at work ultimatly leading to moderator status. You know how it goes.... set your goals low and you'll achieve a lot more of them!!

15. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting lagered

Yes, I look forward to diminshing productivity at work ultimatly leading to moderator status. You know how it goes.... set your goals low and you'll achieve a lot more of them!!

I hear you are quite good at janitorial work... The orange jumpsuit, bucket and mop are quite flattering.

16. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 9y

Quoting lagered

Yes, I look forward to diminshing productivity at work ultimatly leading to moderator status.

Yeah, that's what most of the new breed of moderators went through nowadays. Back then, I had almost the same number of posts as you do now when I became one. But I only got to that level after seven months of joining. So you're actually doing very well, considering you're only into the second month.

17. Posted by lagered (Budding Member 230 posts) 9y

Quoting Isadora

Quoting lagered

Yes, I look forward to diminshing productivity at work ultimatly leading to moderator status. You know how it goes.... set your goals low and you'll achieve a lot more of them!!

I hear you are quite good at janitorial work... The orange jumpsuit, bucket and mop are quite flattering.

I'm probably good at wearing the orange jumpsuit, but i'm not sure about the bucket or the mop....

sounds like a lot of work.

18. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting lagered

Quoting Isadora

Quoting lagered

Yes, I look forward to diminshing productivity at work ultimatly leading to moderator status. You know how it goes.... set your goals low and you'll achieve a lot more of them!!

I hear you are quite good at janitorial work... The orange jumpsuit, bucket and mop are quite flattering.

I'm probably good at wearing the orange jumpsuit, but i'm not sure about the bucket or the mop....

sounds like a lot of work.

Depends on the day and who's been throwing cream pies at each other. Some days they like to play in the mud which is a bit messier. Rarely is there a blood bath to clean up. The bucket comes with wheels if that makes it more enticing.

19. Posted by lagered (Budding Member 230 posts) 9y

Quoting Isadora

Quoting lagered

Quoting Isadora

Quoting lagered

Yes, I look forward to diminshing productivity at work ultimatly leading to moderator status. You know how it goes.... set your goals low and you'll achieve a lot more of them!!

I hear you are quite good at janitorial work... The orange jumpsuit, bucket and mop are quite flattering.

I'm probably good at wearing the orange jumpsuit, but i'm not sure about the bucket or the mop....

sounds like a lot of work.

Depends on the day and who's been throwing cream pies at each other. Some days they like to play in the mud which is a bit messier. Rarely is there a blood bath to clean up. The bucket comes with wheels if that makes it more enticing.

Well if it has wheels... then alright. i thought old people only made pies, why would they throw them as well?

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