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121. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting Purdy

Ive just snuck out of the locker room - and its chaos in there - Largered has taken his special medicine in there and claims it cures all types of aliments - Tway is trying it out as a cure to her nymphomania and beerman is trying on the short skirts and tight sweaters - honestly with the chestwig it isnt a good look! There's random sheep running around - l thought Gelli MUST be about but no its Jason and a crate of guinness that is laying claim to them and Mikey is shaking his pom poms in there at anyone who happens to be unfortunate enough to pass his way!

Its chaos l tell you - lve had my whip stolen!

Woneker and Isadora - we need the management in there to bring the chaos under control!

Right lm off back into the locker room - Largered was about to show his scars from the cannon blast and l dont want to miss that - apparently its somewhere that you dont get to see too often and in the shape of Austrailia! Its all in the name of medicial research!

Oh my - rime is running cramptant in the streets - we must put a call out to Chicken Man!!! Oh wait - that's an old radio show. Never mind...

Anyway, I'll be in the locker room shortly to sort this all out. Seems Gloria's irritable bowel syndrome has flaired again and there's a mess in the martini and cocktail weenie bar. Tway won't go in there because of the smell and for a mute, she's spouting all sorts of profanity in Japanese. Someone hand me a translation dictionary as I don't understand a single word she's signing. She's also taken to doodling on the pad of paper I gave her so no help there either.

Ah come on - the chestwig is fine with the tight sweater and short skirt. Give it some time, you'll get used to the look. I know I have.

Whoever stole Purdy's whip - return it immediately!! She's very fond of that whip and God only knows what she'll do to you once it's returned. If it's not back by practice time, serious whippings will commence via Wonkerer as no one has stolen her whip yet. Don't even think about it!!!!

[ Edit: Edited on Sep 13, 2007, at 12:27 PM by Isadora ]

122. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

OK, who's the guilty party who changed our name from CheerLeaders to BeerCheaters? I have a sneaking suspicion...

Now we'll have to go and reprint all the varsity jackets. Not to mention rejig those tattoos.

123. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 9y

Quoting tway

OK, who's the guilty party who changed our name from CheerLeaders to BeerCheaters? I have a sneaking suspicion...

Now we'll have to go and reprint all the varsity jackets. Not to mention rejig those tattoos.

Hey don't look at me...I didn't do it!!! It does sound better than CheerBleeders though, doesn't it? BeerCheddars? CheapLeaders?

124. Posted by lagered (Budding Member 230 posts) 9y

(stumbles out of locker room looks around.... confused... stumbles back into locker room for more 'medicine')

125. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

Wow Largered that sure is some scar!

Ok lm here and l all ready to go for the practice - l must say the sweaters are a lot tighter/smaller than l expected,, almost as if they had shrunk - l must say too,, it was really nice of James & Mikey to wash them - l met them coming out of the laundry room with a bundle of them - l was a bit surprised though,, l didnt think they needed a boil wash,, they were only new!!

PS lve found a box load of commas, if, anyone, wants, some, see, me, after, practice,,,!!

126. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Lagered, put down the bottle of medicine - it's time to load yourself into the canon. Gloria says he will catch you so you don't hurt yourself again. (He's such a nice considerate bear.) Gloria has asked if anyone has ordered the mead for him (made from honey, you know) as he's a bit parched.

Whoever hoisted the pirate flag - nice touch!!!!!! I'll be checking on the eye patch order shortly as the company sent blindfolds instead. I think they were a bit unclear on the concept... The cutlesses and scabbards arrived yesterday afternoon. Player, please collect your weaponry before the start of the game. Cheerleaders, we're still waiting on the delivery of your stilettos - the daggers, not the shoes. Each cheerleader is responsible for supplying their own stiletto heels.

If anyone needs me, I'll be down in the martini and cocktail weenie bar sorting out the commas. Seems a few semicolons, colons and apostrophes were throw in for good measure.

127. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

I'm hording the hyphens! For the second time this week, I was told by a client that they don't want to use hyphens between two adjectives because it "doesn't look nice". So from here on in I'm going on a hyphen rampage! Watch out!

128. Posted by summer910 (Respected Member 1342 posts) 9y



Isa, what about the exclamation marks???

129. Posted by Mel. (Travel Guru 4567 posts) 9y

Quoting summer910




Mel shrugs and wonders off to find a thread which makes sense.;)

130. Posted by Wonkerer (Respected Member 592 posts) 9y

Mini-tramps are here and assembled! Now it's time to get going - anyone still mucking about in the locker room needs to get out here and get their *%^ in gear. Boys you are all pretty, so no more dilly-dallying or fighting over who gets the hot pink skirt.

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