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151. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

As Gloria winds his way through the tall brush in the land of the Chest Wig Friendlies, chants and cheers can be heard from the Twina Team...

G-L-O-R-I-A... Glorrrriiiiiaaaa...
G-L-O-R-I-A... Glorrrriiiiiaaaa....

Gloria stops for a moment to take a bow before moving on to the small shrub where Lagered has been camped out for the past week. Out of grilled salmon and cans of beer, Lagered has resorted to eating the berries from the shrub. Whoa - wrong idea... Between the hallucinations and fog-like flatulence, not only can Gloria "bearly" see the "Cannon King", Lagered is insistent on Gloria putting on a bit of eye shadow before he will come along peacefully.

Meanwhile, back at the cheerleading base camp, Purdy and Wonkerer have diligently been rounding up the "Mini-Traps" as they (the Mini-Tramps, that is) keep setting out Open For Business signs under the stadium bleachers. The rest of the team, however, has been slacking in their duties and have not submitted their Twina Tests for grading nor have they come up with any new cheers. Mikey just keeps fondling the pom-poms and James keeps hiking up his short pleated skirt to show he's really a Scotsman in disguise.

If anyone needs me, I'll be down in the martini and cocktail weenie bar with Tway. We have a special guest performer this evening and preparations need completing. Who knows all the words to American Girl??

152. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Oh yeah
All right
Take it easy, baby
Make it last all night
She was
An American Girl!

I wish I could dance without spilling my martini!

153. Posted by lagered (Budding Member 230 posts) 9y

(comes out of berry induced stupor... to find self walking through chest wig forest and wondering where bits of a hand grenade came from?)

I had the strangest dream while hiding under the bush....

"isa had put down her drink and made pie.... samsara had gotten mugged again... mel stopped using commas.... the TP santa claus had joined forces with Gloria and started a band dubbed the Santa Gloria Experience..... pretty soon a haze came over the crowd and magic beer appeared in the hand of tway who was dancing with a martini in her other hand... all while beerman was combing his chest wig into the shape of a banana and droaning on and on about how influential the village people really were to a generation of misguided teenagers just looking to experiment"

wait a second... what kind of berries where those... and could i get them again?

no no, we do not promote the use of anything other than liquids containing ETOH (which i believe is universal notation).

Ok, back to the locker room to patch myself up and shower/shave etc. I'll be ready for the cannon soon after my 'medicine' brings me back to full cannon-ready status.

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