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31. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 9y

Quoting tway

Who's the leader of our squad?
(Who's the leader of our squad?)
The one that's got the bestest bod.
(The one that's got the bestest bod.)
(one two)
(three four)
waving in the air when he cartwheels...
(three four!)

Aw, shucks Girl....I'm honored, really......

Because you've been chosen by your peers as worthy of Sooper Cheerleading.....congratulations, you've just won a lifetime subscription to the Beerman School of Dance and Make Happytime!!! Yay!!!! Tabernacle!!!! Yay!!! And please to not forget, you are may to choose uniforms of choice from Beerman Collection Fashions of Fine Clothings, including, but not limited to, Speedo Of Many Colors, Chestwig, Pleated Catholic High-School Girl Undies, Angora Brassieres, and Green Knee-High Riverdance Boots in choice of 1 color. Yay!!!!

Now that team is make assemble, we work on dance combinations. And pitch....we must sing on pitch. Who is in charge of tight-fitting cardigans again? Who is make pleats in skirts? Who is designated comma grabber?

But feerst, we drink. Cocktails anyone?

[ Edit: Edited on Sep 3, 2007, at 7:53 AM by beerman ]

32. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting samsara2

Isa, every cheerleading squad needs a manager. You got the job. I expect you to start busting ass! Tough love all around.

Thank you very much!!!!!! And you know me - tough love is not a problem. It's one of the reasons nobody on TP likes me. I'll get out the cheerleading whip (if I can get it back from Purdy) and start cracking soon!!!

Quoting Mel.

Quoting tway

Way to get into the spirit of things, Mel!

What do u mean by way to get into the spirit?
I was the one, who inspired Samsara to start this thread.

If u want to start a Tway cheerleading group, u can start another thread.;)

More of a statement or command than inspiration, but whatever floats one's boat...


I nominate James for skirt-pleater and Jase for the tight fitting cardigans. I'll also take a couple of commas just in case we run out anytime soon.

Cocktails will be ready shortly - need to find the martini shaker. I thinks it's under the pile of pom-poms Mikey just delivered.

33. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting summer910

Quoting tway

Jeez, people. I try to hide out in the deep woods for three measly days and this is what I come back to?

You guys are the best. Two-cheekers to you all!

And because I like to be a good sport, free commas for everyone!

  • grabs a comma*
  • hugs tina*


Did I not say you were funny??? This made my morning!!! ;);)

34. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting Hien

Quoting samsara2

Hien, get composing! You can't just sign up. We expect girating and rhyming in a high pitched voice....and maybe some fake boobs!

Ok, ok... I'll borrow the fake boobs from either Jase, Mikey, or James. They told me they have spares. What size do you reckon I should get from them?

Ask them for the 38 Double-Ds!!! They'll look good when you put on that tight-fitting cardigan. Now, get back to coming up with a decent cheer or Ev won't let you be on the team as she won't be impressed with just fake boobies!!

35. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

Quoting Isadora

I'll get out the cheerleading whip (if I can get it back from Purdy) and start cracking soon!!!

Im very very possessive about my whip you know G - it and me have a long history back in the day of the priates (intentional spelling mistake there just incase anyone calls a grammar nazi) when l used to whip Jasons floozies off the ship.

Awh the good ol'days when a good whipping sorted out trouble makers on TP - Purdy wanders off into the sunset stroking her whip fondly() thinking of all the whippin's it carried out

36. Posted by Eleniki (Full Member 125 posts) 9y

sings lustily....

am i on am i on am i on???

37. Posted by magykal1 (Travel Guru 2026 posts) 9y

Aw go on then - I'm a bit hairy for a cheerleader but it seems to be quite a novelty squad so there you go...

38. Posted by steff (Travel Guru 1160 posts) 9y

Ok. I can't rhyme or make up any chant, but I love dancing and had a fling with a quarterback once .
Does that mean I'm in?!

39. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Quoting Eleniki

sings lustily....

am i on am i on am i on???

40. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Apparently my chanting wasn't up to par , so I will make a second attempt to join my own squad:

Stretch, jump in place, spit on ground, jumping jack, clear throat, jumping jack, kick dirt:

You ain't got to be a moderator
to make it as a squaderator.
Just jump real high
bake up a pie
and watch out for the instigator.

You want commas?
We got commas!
Hairy legs and real hot Mammas.
Speedos, chestwigs, get 'em here,
we'll wash them down with vats of beer.

You can try to put us down,
but guess how long we've been around?
It'll take a whole lot more
to get us sulking out the door.
So bring it on,
it won't be long
before we even out the score.

Collapses in a tired heap and wonders whose turn it was to bring the Beerade.

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