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51. Posted by lagered (Budding Member 230 posts) 9y

all we need now is a wild beast trainer and pyrotechnician! We'll make this a real show yet.

52. Posted by samsara_ (Travel Guru 5353 posts) 9y

53. Posted by lagered (Budding Member 230 posts) 9y

if TWAY really does have a whip, perhaps she could tame the beasts...

54. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Quoting lagered

if TWAY really does have a whip, perhaps she could tame the beasts...

I don't have a whip, but I do have an old shoe that I can beat people silly with.

55. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 9y

Quoting lagered

if TWAY really does have a whip, perhaps she could tame the beasts...

Good God man....keep up with the intricate plot swings here!!!!

Purdy has the whip. Isadora wanted the whip, but Purdy was too emotionally attached to it after years of flogging Jase007's floozies. Tway would have a whip, but she's Canadian and therefore doesn't believe in weapons unless they're shaped like pitchers of sangria. Samsara2, recently returned from deepest darkest everywhere-south-of-the-equator, realized that she made a terrible mistake in leaving her adopted family here at TP and has promised never to do it again, save for backpacking to the grocers and/or laundromat. She has also promised to be a devoted lyricist and mentor to Tway on all things Latin. Eleniki, misinterpreting an old showtune for a cheer, gave it a mighty try, but now must return to school to study up on North American Cheering 101 and make cookies (sorry, that one was mine....I like cookies). Mel, after a valiant initial attempt....uh.....became the company seamstress.

So, caught up? Please don't make me skip over to the office and pound you. You know what happened last time. Is the cannon set up? Have you got your uniform? Well....we're waiaiaiaitinggggggg.....

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57. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 9y

Quoting beerman

Quoting lagered

if TWAY really does have a whip, perhaps she could tame the beasts...

Good God man....keep up with the intricate plot swings here!!!!

Purdy has the whip. Isadora wanted the whip, but Purdy was too emotionally attached to it after years of flogging Jase007's floozies. Tway would have a whip, but she's Canadian and therefore doesn't believe in weapons unless they're shaped like pitchers of sangria. Samsara2, recently returned from deepest darkest everywhere-south-of-the-equator, realized that she made a terrible mistake in leaving her adopted family here at TP and has promised never to do it again, save for backpacking to the grocers and/or laundromat. She has also promised to be a devoted lyricist and mentor to Tway on all things Latin. Eleniki, misinterpreting an old showtune for a cheer, gave it a mighty try, but now must return to school to study up on North American Cheering 101 and make cookies (sorry, that one was mine....I like cookies). Mel, after a valiant initial attempt....uh.....became the company seamstress.

So, caught up? Please don't make me skip over to the office and pound you. You know what happened last time. Is the cannon set up? Have you got your uniform? Well....we're waiaiaiaitinggggggg.....

Just a quick question, I seem to have miss placed the floozies, and chance of someone returning them please, i've only got a few weeks of fun before heading off to the dark continent.

58. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

Quoting Jase007

Just a quick question, I seem to have miss placed the floozies, and chance of someone returning them please, i've only got a few weeks of fun before heading off to the dark continent.

Jason - you bring those floozies back and l will return to the dark ways of whipping

59. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting beerman

Quoting lagered

if TWAY really does have a whip, perhaps she could tame the beasts...

Good God man....keep up with the intricate plot swings here!!!!

Purdy has the whip. Isadora wanted the whip, but Purdy was too emotionally attached to it after years of flogging Jase007's floozies. Tway would have a whip, but she's Canadian and therefore doesn't believe in weapons unless they're shaped like pitchers of sangria. Samsara2, recently returned from deepest darkest everywhere-south-of-the-equator, realized that she made a terrible mistake in leaving her adopted family here at TP and has promised never to do it again, save for backpacking to the grocers and/or laundromat. She has also promised to be a devoted lyricist and mentor to Tway on all things Latin. Eleniki, misinterpreting an old showtune for a cheer, gave it a mighty try, but now must return to school to study up on North American Cheering 101 and make cookies (sorry, that one was mine....I like cookies). Mel, after a valiant initial attempt....uh.....became the company seamstress.

So, caught up? Please don't make me skip over to the office and pound you. You know what happened last time. Is the cannon set up? Have you got your uniform? Well....we're waiaiaiaitinggggggg.....

Nice recap, Dear!!!

CANNON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, someone come up with a good cheer for this extravagasnza!!!!! Mel, Lagered will need an outfit - think mix of Elvis - The Caped Years and Evil Knievel - Pre-Arthritic Years. Please have it ready by Friday's practice session. Thank you.

Quoting Jase007

Just a quick question, I seem to have miss placed the floozies, and chance of someone returning them please

As for the whips - I have found the perfect one down in the cellar. Purdy, you can continue to fondle the one in your possession and I think there are some floozies that may need to be flogged off the team. (by the way - it's misplaced not miss placed. Yup - spelling Nazi here. And, no, I don't care if they are your floozies - in this thread, you make an attempt to spell correctly. Misplaced commas are grammar Nazi territory.

Quoting Jase007

i've only got a few weeks of fun before heading off to the dark continent.

Yeah - word has it the sun shines quite a bit on the dark continent - take lots of sunscreen. We'd hate to have you sunburn those lily-white legs while wearing your cheerleading outfit. (That is, if you make the team...)

60. Posted by lagered (Budding Member 230 posts) 9y

Quoting beerman

Quoting lagered

if TWAY really does have a whip, perhaps she could tame the beasts...

Good God man....keep up with the intricate plot swings here!!!!

So, caught up? Please don't make me skip over to the office and pound you. You know what happened last time. Is the cannon set up? Have you got your uniform? Well....we're waiaiaiaitinggggggg.....

Skip over to the office and pound me? First off, those who skip are about as likely to pound someone as attempt to become their girlfriend. Dont you have pies to make OLD man?

muahhahahahahah

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