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81. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

Quoting Isadora

Don't mean to interject here but.... The cheerleading outfits are all wrong and the colors weren't to be pink and fuscia. And how come no one has shown up for practice??? Are we all busy watching the bear and beerboy show over the fence???

Isa now leaves to find the seamstress and returns this thread to the soon-to-be mauling... Carry on.

I turned up for practice (alright ok l was late l couldnt stop laughing at James legs in the pleated skirt) but there was no one there - it was at the cocktail vernada right???? Did l get it wrong? Im sitting here with a rallying round of sangria and if no one turns up soon l will end up drinking the lot and then l cannot be responsible for my actions!

82. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

The cocktail lounge! I thought we were meeting at the free martini and cocktail weenie lounge. Dang - I think I can still fit in a little sangria...be there in a jiff!

83. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Okay - we're meeting at the martini and cocktail weenie lounge. I've just been to all the TP bars and couldn't find any of you. Beerman, Jase and I will be there shortly as we're in the middle of trying to get the sound system working again. Seems someone cranked the volume up to max while listening to " A Whole Lotta Rosie" and blew the receiver.

Purdy, you're right about James legs - I think a good waxing is in order as the rasta look is a bit over the top.

Has anyone seen Lagered or the bear recently???

Where's Mikey with the pom-poms. He delivered them and then they disappeared!!

84. Posted by Gelli (Travel Guru 2457 posts) 9y

Drunken cheerleaders????

Now i'm interested...

85. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting Gelli

Drunken cheerleaders????

Now i'm interested...

We were wondering how long it would take to get your attention...

86. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Quoting Gelli

Drunken cheerleaders????

Now i'm interested...

The strip-tease sheep are on back order, but Jase, James and Mikey have volunteered to dress up in their woolies and parade around the field to the tune of Patricia the Stripper.

87. Posted by Wonkerer (Respected Member 592 posts) 9y

I've been meaning to get on here and volunteer to make some pom-poms for y'all and now that Mikey's run away with his I suppose you'll be needing some new ones. I've made some before for a softball cheerleading team and I'm able to make them whatever color you'd like. They could even be individualized! Fancy, I know So just let me know what you need and I'll get on it. Maybe I could be the assistant manager. I'm sure Isa could use a good sidekick. And I can also take over the baking as Helen doesn't seem to want to - and she shouldn't have to. I'm not old, but I am an excellent baker

88. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting Wonkerer

I've been meaning to get on here and volunteer to make some pom-poms for y'all and now that Mikey's run away with his I suppose you'll be needing some new ones. I've made some before for a softball cheerleading team and I'm able to make them whatever color you'd like. They could even be individualized! Fancy, I know So just let me know what you need and I'll get on it. Maybe I could be the assistant manager. I'm sure Isa could use a good sidekick. And I can also take over the baking as Helen doesn't seem to want to - and she shouldn't have to. I'm not old, but I am an excellent baker

Ooooohhh - excellent since we may never see Mikey's pom-poms ever again. I think he's made a comforter out of them for his bed to impress the women. I'll make sure that everyone gets their order in very soon too. Customized pom-poms will be perfect.

As for the assistant's job - you're hired!! Meet me in the martini and cocktail weenie lounge in about an hour and we can formulate our plans for the squad. I'll find a assistant's nice whip for you on my way down there as one can never be too prepared.

89. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Hey! Where did everybody go???? I've been sitting down here in the martini and cocktail weenie bar for hours and the only one to show up has been the opposing team's mascot - the bear. (Who's real name is Bubbles but he prefers to be called Gloria, by the way.) We've been having a lovely chat about the other team's weaknesses. He's also given me a list of their cheerleading team's cheers. Ooohhh - there's some good stuff here we can bastardize to throw them off their game...

90. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Dang - I was wondering what that smell was. Poor Gloria and his irritible bowel syndrome... When do we start messing with their cheers? And did anyone add the Rub-A535 to the other team's jockeys yet? I need another martini...

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