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91. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting tway

Dang - I was wondering what that smell was. Poor Gloria and his irritible bowel syndrome...

Well, poor Gloria does have that slight problem but it's partly Lagered's fault for feeding him all that honey.

When do we start messing with their cheers?

As soon as the rest of the team shows up. But, if they aren't here shortly, we can start without them and they'll miss all the fun.

And did anyone add the Rub-A535 to the other team's jockeys yet?

Is that similar to IcyHot? I think we have a drum of the stuff next to the Gatorade.

I need another martini...

So do I!

92. Posted by samsara_ (Travel Guru 5353 posts) 9y

Holy hell! This cheerleading squad is depraved. DEPRAVED I TELL YOU!!!!

Right well, those cheers were DISMAL, AWFUL, PATHETHIC, DROP N GIVE ME 5000 ALL OF YOU SORRY SOBS!!!

And when you've done that hit the showers and COOL OFF!!

There's a shortlist of members, but you have to pass the next test to get on to the squad.
It was going to be a fitness test, but seeing as you are all RAGING ALCOHOLICS I dont think that's going to wash, so instead you have to pass a "How Well Do I Know Tway" exam to qualify.

Here are your questions:

1) What kind of boating does Tway like to do?

2) What is Tway's profession?

3) What is the name of Tway's significant other?

4) In what European city did Tway find true love?

5) True or False - Tway speaks Japanese

6) True of False - Tway loves The Beatles

7) Tway has visited Ireland five times - Yes or No?

8) What Tway could pick a superpower what would it be?

9) True or False - Tway successfully battled nymphomania.

10) True or False - Tway lives in Quebec.

Now, there's to be NO cheating! or else....

93. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

Now l know l can get about 99% on that Tway test BUT if l post my answers here then everyone will get the answers! So if l post them and then flag as Spam does that work!!!!

94. Posted by samsara_ (Travel Guru 5353 posts) 9y

Oh yeah, I forgot to say:

Answers on a postcard to Isa please!

95. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Aw, you guys are gonna make me cry! [insert big-hug emoticon here]
(Although I honestly don't rememebr the answer to #8 )

96. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 9y

Quoting samsara2

but seeing as you are all RAGING ALCOHOLICS

Here are your questions:

1) What kind of boating does Tway like to do?
Bathtub Ducky Racing

2) What is Tway's profession?
Unemployed Character Actor

3) What is the name of Tway's significant other?
Bubbles

4) In what European city did Tway find true love?
Cleveland

5) True or False - Tway speaks Japanese
HA!! Trick question - she's mute

6) True of False - Tway loves The Beatles
Who?

7) Tway has visited Ireland five times - Yes or No?
Why do you ask?

8) What Tway could pick a superpower what would it be?
Chestwig and Riverdance Skills

9) True or False - Tway successfully battled nymphomania.

10) True or False - Tway lives in Quebec.
Sort of - it all looks the same from here

Now, there's to be NO cheating! or else....

97. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting samsara2

Oh yeah, I forgot to say:

Answers on a postcard to Isa please!

Ev, thank you for recognizing that I could answer 100% of those questions with my eyes closed. No, really, I know all the answers. Problem is - Beerman has just given them all away... BAD BEERMAN!!!!

I'll be sitting down in the martini and cocktail weenie lounge when the finalists finally pass the test. Purdy - get your whip ready...

Oh wait - I have to correct the tests - okay - I'll be in the martini and cocktail weenie lounge waiting for the papers to be handed in.

98. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting samsara2

8) What Tway could pick a superpower what would it be?

Shouldn't that be: IF Tway could pick a superpower, what would it be?

99. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

All I really have to say is:

100. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 9y

Quoting tway

This came up as the Chinese character for "bead".

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