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11. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

Quoting Mel.

How exactly does a cock fighting competition go?

Well, if two guys fancy the same girl, they have o hold a competition to prove their manliness. So they use the manliest of weapons they posess to try and destroy each other . . .

12. Posted by arif_kool (Travel Guru 1757 posts) 9y

Quoting Mel.

How exactly does a cock fighting competition go?
I presume u are not talking about that cruel blood sport, where they attach blades to cockerals legs and have them attack each other.

Mel,

Cock fighting had nothing to do with the cocks:)

Actually it was an ancient game where men fought against each other in an awkward position, which is very difficult to describe in words. You have to lift ur left leg and hold it with ur left hand and u have to put ur right hand near the elbow of ur left hand. In such a position u have to jump and hop and move ahead and hit the other person with ur shoulder. This goes on until the other persons hands are displaced from the original position. This required lot of stamina.

Since i was the other only one from my college to reach the final, i was surrounded by 4 other guys from a different college who attacked me from all directions. I held on and bore their attack before they succumbed to fatigue and exhaustion.

I hope u got the awkward position:)

Cheers
Arif

13. Posted by arif_kool (Travel Guru 1757 posts) 9y

Quoting mikeyBoab

Quoting Mel.

How exactly does a cock fighting competition go?

Well, if two guys fancy the same girl, they have o hold a competition to prove their manliness. So they use the manliest of weapons they posess to try and destroy each other . . .

Mikey, u made me laugh:)

14. Posted by Mel. (Travel Guru 4567 posts) 9y

Quoting mikeyBoab

Quoting Mel.

How exactly does a cock fighting competition go?

Well, if two guys fancy the same girl, they have o hold a competition to prove their manliness. So they use the manliest of weapons they posess to try and destroy each other . . .

Like pistols at dawn?:)
Why not just wait and see who the girl likes? It would be time and energy saving. She will ultimately make it easier for the ones she likes more, and difficult for the ones she likes less. Or she might not even choose one of the two, even after they have been battling it out, until one of them is destroyed. And she might even feel so much sympathy for the pathetic defeated one, whom she is sure could be a winner if she loves him enough.;)

[ Edit: Edited on Sep 28, 2007, at 1:40 AM by Mel. ]

15. Posted by opospa (Travel Guru 1836 posts) 9y

Quoting Mel.

Cock beauty pagent?
This is a beauty pagent for the birds(I mean the cocks), isnt it?

Yea, its pretty interesting. When Bird Flu attacks Thailand and Malaysian East Coast, the Cock owners will try to hide their cocks from the government. If not, the government will DESTROY their cocks!!
LOL!!!

16. Posted by Mel. (Travel Guru 4567 posts) 9y

Quoting opospa

If not, the government will DESTROY their cocks!!

That seems to be overdoing it. They kill them just to prevent the cock fighting!!!!
Or do they kill them to eradicate the bird flu? Maybe that makes sense, if it is what is necessary to get rid of it.;)
But how does the beauty pagent hide the cocks?

[ Edit: Edited on Sep 28, 2007, at 2:09 AM by Mel. ]

17. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

I dated a girl for a few weeks. She subsequently fell madly in love with me. She phoned about two or three times a day while I was at work, four or five times in the evening, even when I was out with friends. One day I had something along the lines of 60 text messages from her (not exaggerating). When I told her I couldn't see her anymore I more or less had to leave my mobile phone switched off constantly (my flatmate did not accept this the night that he locked himself out).

Some people! Whatever happened to dignity???

18. Posted by opospa (Travel Guru 1836 posts) 9y

Quoting Mel.

Quoting opospa

If not, the government will DESTROY their cocks!!

That seems to be overdoing it. They kill them just to prevent the cock fighting!!!!
Or do they kill them to eradicate the bird flu? Maybe that makes sense, if it is what is necessary to get rid of it.;)
But how does the beauty pagent hide the cocks?

To eradicate the bird flu. Malaysians will bring their cocks over to Thailand and hide there for a moment. Some have their own way to hide. They are creative. Playing hide and seek with the government officers.

19. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

As if l didnt have enough to worry about - now lve been asked out to lunch by a guy who works for my companies client - the project manager on one of the schemes l look manage.

HOW do l say no, l would rather eat my own arm than go out with you (he reminds me of Daniel O'Donnell & not in a good way) without causing issues with work! Seriously lm off to get drunk........ This is awful!

[ Edit: Edited on Sep 28, 2007, at 8:30 AM by Purdy ]

20. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 9y

Quoting Purdy

As if l didnt have enough to worry about - now lve been asked out to lunch by a guy who works for my companies client - the project manager on one of the schemes l look manage.

HOW do l say no, l would rather eat my own arm than go out with you (he reminds me of Daniel O'Donnell & not in a good way) without causing issues with work! Seriously lm off to get drunk........ This is awful!

Just tell him that, as much as you'd like to take him up on his offer, office rules do not allow you to date ugly bastards.