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11. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 9y

Quoting Q'

514 cans of American beer = 10 Canadian beers = 1 pint of German beer

See, now that's logical!! That's also why I make Canadian beer.......you can't beat the exchange rate

12. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

Then you'll appreciate this one:

What do American beer and sex on the beach have in common?

They're both f**king close to water.

13. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 9y

Quoting mikeyBoab

Try that URL again Q!

try once again

14. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting Q'

Quoting mikeyBoab

Try that URL again Q!

try once again

Informative but not very entertaining. They should at least create their mats so you can color them in or something. Maybe design a maze around all the Husky stations.

Whatever happened to the entertaining placemats??? All the truck stops and greasy spoons used to have them. If you had a boring travel companion with you, you could occupy your time playing with the placemat while waiting for your food.

15. Posted by opospa (Travel Guru 1836 posts) 9y

Quoting marlis

Hi Beerman,
I hear many times that in the US everything is bigger and longer,but this is to much;)

Reallllllllllll BIGGER!!!! Pam Anderson, Teri Harrison, Shannon Stewart etc.

16. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

Come to Northern Ireland - we dont have ANY motorway service stations - oh hang on maybe cos we only have 2 REAL motorways and you can drive around the province in a day!

I agree with Jason Mikey - make a packed lunch - grab a thermos take some soup or what ever and dont give the buggers your hard earned cash!

17. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 9y

Quoting mikeyBoab

Then you'll appreciate this one:

What do American beer and sex on the beach have in common?

They're both f**king close to water.

Ahem......what if it's a really big beach??? There are some in California easily 200 meters from the parking lot to the water.......

18. Posted by kombizz (Full Member 1416 posts) 9y

we have the same

19. Posted by magykal1 (Travel Guru 2026 posts) 9y

Have you checked out Westmorland Services Mikey? Not cheap, but nice.

[ Edit: Edited on Sep 28, 2007, at 12:23 AM by magykal1 ]

20. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 9y

Quoting beerman

Quoting mikeyBoab

Then you'll appreciate this one:

What do American beer and sex on the beach have in common?

They're both f**king close to water.

Ahem......what if it's a really big beach??? There are some in California easily 200 meters from the parking lot to the water.......

Oh for the love of . . .