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11. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

There is a syndicated radio program called the Bob & Tom Show which is broadcasted from Indianapolis, Indiana. (I know some of you have heard the program or have visited their website.) They have a variety of comics and music acts on the show daily. On this particular day, they had the a capella group, Da Vinci's Notebook, as a guest. Their two big hits at the time were "Internet Porn" and "My Enormous Penis".

Early that morning, I was listening to the show while driving to the grocery store. Needless to say, the last song I heard - before getting out of the car - was the penis song. I enter the grocery store which was virtually void of customers at that time of day. (It makes shopping so much easier without anyone else in the aisles.) I made my way from the vegie aisles to the meat department without seeing another soul anywhere. While standing alone deciding on pork or beef, I started humming the little penis ditty. Without paying much attention, I started singing "I take a look at my enormous penis and everything is going my way" to myself in what I thought was a very low tone. As I got to the next line of the song, I turned to put my selections in the cart and there is an elderly couple standing right behind me. Due to the lack of other customers and extraneous noise, my very low tone was not low enough considering the couple was standing less than 3 feet behind me. They proceeded to stare at me with very shocked expressions and quickly hurried off. Still having the song deeply entrenched in my brain, I kept humming and singing to myself. Each time I encountered the couple in an aisle, they glared at me and rushed away.

12. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 8y

OK, now when she says "my enormous penis".......think about it people.....she's not a trans-gender

13. Posted by Herr Bert (Moderator 1384 posts) 8y

Sometimes you just have too much mail to respond to ... One day I was mailing with a friend of mine who also works at the local radiostation. But at the same time another mail comes in, that came from the someone who works fulltime at the station, asking me about something. (can't remember what). As I was discussing this request with my friend I wrote, that we should take care of it ourselves, and that 'X' shouldn't, because he would make a big mess out of it, like he always did. Calling him a 'prutser' (wouterrr and Utrecht will understand) in that mail. When I send the mail, I looked again, and saw the mail being send to wrong guy ....

14. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

Quoting Herr Bert

Sometimes you just have too much mail to respond to ... One day I was mailing with a friend of mine who also works at the local radiostation. But at the same time another mail comes in, that came from the someone who works fulltime at the station, asking me about something. (can't remember what). As I was discussing this request with my friend I wrote, that we should take care of it ourselves, and that 'X' shouldn't, because he would make a big mess out of it, like he always did. Calling him a 'prutser' (wouterrr and Utrecht will understand) in that mail. When I send the mail, I looked again, and saw the mail being send to wrong guy ....

Whoops!! What happened or did you just try to ignore the fact you sent the mail??

Quoting beerman

OK, now when she says "my enormous penis".......think about it people.....she's not a trans-gender

Thats right Kris you keep on telling yourself that!!

15. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Quoting Purdy

Quoting beerman

OK, now when she says "my enormous penis".......think about it people.....she's not a trans-gender

Thats right Kris you keep on telling yourself that!!

16. Posted by magykal1 (Travel Guru 2026 posts) 8y

hmmm.. not sure, unfortunately there are rather a few, but probably falling asleep naked and drunk on the floor in my girlfriends university dorm room and her having to get the security guard to open the door 'cause i'd locked it from the inside comes quite high up.

[ Edit: Edited on Oct 12, 2007, at 11:10 AM by magykal1 ]

17. Posted by marlis (Travel Guru 1167 posts) 8y

After dinner and some beers with a friend I met some of my clients at the entrance
of the restaurant,so I had to stop and say hello.
They introduced me to there friends,telling them what a nice women I am.
And what did I?
I smiled at them friendly and said not nice to meet you,I said I DON't NEED YOU!
Needless to say that they did not visit my shop.

Marlis

18. Posted by kombizz (Full Member 1416 posts) 8y

I was with my girlfriend in a Persian party. Suddenly my girlfriend made a fart with a big noise, (you know what I mean !) and of course not I was embrassed but also it's smell made . . .

19. Posted by Herr Bert (Moderator 1384 posts) 8y

Quoting Purdy

Quoting Herr Bert

Sometimes you just have too much mail to respond to ... One day I was mailing with a friend of mine who also works at the local radiostation. But at the same time another mail comes in, that came from the someone who works fulltime at the station, asking me about something. (can't remember what). As I was discussing this request with my friend I wrote, that we should take care of it ourselves, and that 'X' shouldn't, because he would make a big mess out of it, like he always did. Calling him a 'prutser' (wouterrr and Utrecht will understand) in that mail. When I send the mail, I looked again, and saw the mail being send to wrong guy ....

Whoops!! What happened or did you just try to ignore the fact you sent the mail??

I got a very pissed mail back, I said sorry (didn't mean it) and tried to avoid the guy for a couple of weeks. On the other hand everybody at the station feels this way about this guy. So their only comment was: don't do it again, and we had a laugh. (and continued making jokes about how this guy does his job)

[ Edit: Fixed quote ]

20. Posted by baluba (Respected Member 407 posts) 8y

Getting out of a very crowded taxi brousse via the back door, my trousers caught on the bit of wire that holds the door closed, I jumped out leaving most of my trousers behind, revealing my bestest comfortable 'Bridgitte Jones' style Asda knickers.
Luckily I had a sewing kit on hand and managed to do a quick repair to save my dignity. But the laughter will remain with me forever.

Still on knickers....
On my recent overland trip was a guy who I quite fancied and things were coming along... one day the truck got stuck in mud, so I got in there with my spade, frantically digging, trying to impress with my efforts. Big comfortable travel knickers label popped out...'ah! he said, 'Asda size 12, very sexy'. Could have died. Next city I bought a pair of frillies, with a label with something like' incredibly sexy size 10', but the truck never got stuck again.