I was with my girlfriend in a Persian party. Suddenly my girlfriend made a fart with a big noise, (you know what I mean !) and of course not I was embrassed but also it's smell made . . .
Yeah right....blame your girlfriend....
He who smelt it dealt it.
Speaking of which though....
....On my last placement I was on the ward I was observing the removal of an ingrown toenail (nice) on a rather nervous patient. A senior Doctor was carrying out the procedure surrounded by a group of junior doctors. I was the unimportant little student nurse, running to fetch gauze and micropore tape. Just as we were waiting for the local anaesthetic to kick in, I was forced to let out what i hoped would be a silent fart, but it came out as a proper loud trumpet. I hoped to god noone had noticed, but my face must have given it away. Thankfully there was no stink.
Always much funnier after the event though.
You used to be such a nice quiet girl Clarabell. (you can tell she's found a man)
ok to continue on with the 'farting' theme. My boyfriend and I were on Thai massage course earlier this year and we had to start each day with an hour of yoga. One of the yoga moves involved putting your legs straight in the air, supporting the bottom of your back with your hands, the putting your legs back over your head. As we all launched our legs back someone in the class farted really loudly (we don't know who, they wouldn't own up, too embarrassed probably!). Me, My boyfriend and another girl just collapsed giggling but everyone else had a straight face and did a good job of pretending they didn't hear it.
nothing worst than farting in a close room like a lift or in an Arab / Iranian community !