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1. Posted by beavis (Budding Member 177 posts) 9y

Someone tell me where the weekend has gone to?

I would have paid to have been left in bed this monring.

2. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Well, it's Monday and everyone wishes they had been left in bed on Mondays.

As for where the weekend has gone?? Let's see, somewhere aroung midnight Friday, Tuesday decided to stage coup against said weekend. Needless to say, it succeeded. It was tired of being the quietest day of the week so it highjacked several hours between 9:00pm Saturday and 9:00am Sunday. Due to the missing hours, Monday has come around too early - hence wanting to stay in bed as you would normally have more sleep time. However, Tuesday has extended it's hours in hopes you will realize it's not really that quiet of day. Tuesday also hopes you will use those hours wisely by surfing/posting on TP. If this does not happen, Tuesday has threatened to continue the coup and abduct more hours from the rest of the week. I do hope you heed the warning to use Tueday wisely or the weekends could become nonexistent.

As for your comment - it's Monday and everyone wishes they had been left in bed on Mondays.

3. Posted by beavis (Budding Member 177 posts) 9y

And where does one find this Tuesday? If I catch up with it then a clip around the ear for stealing some of my weekend...

4. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Depending on your whereabouts - it'll find you sooner than later. Here, it will be making an appearance in another 17.5 hours or so. Maybe less depending on how many hours it stole from Saturday and Sunday. It wasn't being very specific in it's ransom note.

5. Posted by beavis (Budding Member 177 posts) 9y

I will prob see it before you so.. Another 10hr 55 mins...

It didnt cut off a letter from Saturday and post it with the ransom note, just to prove it was serious??

6. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

No, Tuesday did not steal any letters but it did create havoc in Vatican City during Sunday morning mass. Due to the missing time, all acts of contrition were cut back to only include one Hail Mary. Those parishioners required to also say the Lord's Prayer will have to double up, saying two Our Fathers next week. Also, the All You Can Eat Communion Wafer and Sacramental Wine Buffet was only able to serve the first 100 people through the door as they were forced to close early. This caused wide spread panic and thousands of disgruntled Italians had to settle for the All You Can Eat Spaghetti Dinner Special held in the basement of the Baptist Church next door. Sadly, each attendee was only allowed one plate of spaghetti because there wasn't enough time to go back for seconds. It made all the Vatican papers but no one had time to read the headlines and went immediately to the comics section.

7. Posted by beavis (Budding Member 177 posts) 9y

(comic section)

8. Posted by kruzinkiwi (Budding Member 152 posts) 9y

Thankfully im the only one on the job site on a monday so i slept in, then did nothing all day then rung the boss and said 'all good,all done'.

9. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

It's Monday AND the first day back from vacation for me. I left a peacefully sleeping boyfriend in bed and trudged through the cold with a leaky nose from this flu that won't go away. Grr. How many Hail Marys to fast-forward to Friday?

10. Posted by beavis (Budding Member 177 posts) 9y

8 Hail Marys..... Quick, I wanna go to the Pub..