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1. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TYLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's hoping you have a great day (Nov. 9th) once they let you out of that box they call an office cubicle!! Until then, get your lazy ass out of bed and get to work!!! You're late (or just hiding under your desk)!!!! I now you don't have the day off and they won't believe you are sick on a Friday. (Remember, after Beerman - you'll be hard-pressed finding a disease worthy of a day off.)

Isa hands Tyler a 32oz Rainbow Martini to get started. While you sip that delightful concoction, the Green Bay Packers football team has agreed to throw you a tail-gating stye party in the parking lot of the local police station. (This so you won't have to walk far after they arrest you for flashing the local livestock.) Appetizers will consist of Porkies Crispy Fried Pork Rinds and Funyuns. This is be followed by beer brats with the works and sideline chili. For dessert - a giant M&M cookie with Happy Birthday Lagered written in pretty rainbow-colored icing.

Don't let the team make fun of your martini. You work in a brewery - you can have beer any time. Besides, I hear Brett Favre loves Rainbow martinis. He'll probably try to steal yours when you aren't looking. He's sneaky that way.

Happy Birthday again, Tyler!!! Enjoy!!!! ;)

2. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y

Happy Birthday Tyler - 9th Nov is almost over with me but have a good 'un anyways and enjoy those Rainbow Martinis - Isa makes a mean one!!

3. Posted by Hien (Travel Guru 3906 posts) 9y


Hope you have a great one today! Have an extra beer for me (in fact, I just had one less an hour ago).

Though it's still the 9th of November over there, it's already past the 9th over here and some parts of the world. The birthday keeper has been slacking again, it seems. You know, this wouldn't have happened if only I had known earlier...

4. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting Hien

The birthday keeper has been slacking again, it seems. You know, this wouldn't have happened if only I had known earlier...

Right, you would have waited to see if I did it and then made the above comment anyway. I know you. (Besides, Tyler wasn't officially on the birthday list but I didn't think he'd mind being added. If he complains, I kidnap his dog. I know where he lives...)

5. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 9y

Oh Happy Day, my compatriot-in-beer!!! Beerman will not make Happy Dance for you, however, he will mock you while you slave away in Beermine Office. HA! see? You are mocked. Mock. Mock. Mock. Please to pour fresh beer from tap for all assembled personages. Ha Ha Ha are mocked Brew Monkey!!!

Happy Days my friend...enjoy your servitude!!

6. Posted by lagered (Budding Member 230 posts) 9y

Thank you for your warm birthday wishes!!! Except you o' conceptor of the chestwig, burner of the grain, compadre in beer. I take this mocking and say cha cha.

There will be no kidnapping of Finnegan. He and I would not appreciate that.

Thanks again!

7. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting lagered

There will be no kidnapping of Finnegan. He and I would not appreciate that.

Please take note of bolded word in above quote. I can state with complete confidence that Finnegan will have no problem with the kidnapping for the following reasons:

1) He equates you with that horrible vet visit where his male dogness of sniffing out female dogs came to an abrupt halt.
2) He doesn't mind riding in the car.
3) He's young and impressionable.
4) He likes cats. He considers them furry wind-up toys he can chase.
5) As proven during his last visit here, he likes catnip.
6) He's already discovered the pet toy box and it's filled with good things, including lots of catnip.
7) He's not a dog but rather a very large cat diguised as a very large dog.**
8) I'll let him swim in the bath tub.
9) I have "Scooby Snacks".
10) Did I mention he equates you with that horrible vet visit?

  • *That "doe-dee-doe" puppiness is just a rouse to suck you in and make you do the "you're such a cutsy-wutsy puppy-wuppy" routine. Inside that disguise, he's really mocking you. Mock. Mock. Mock. Being a cat, he's thinking, "Look at that poor man. Too bad I don't have opposabe thumbs or I could get to the video cam and submit a clip to Letterman's "Stupid Human Tricks" segment." See?! Cats love to mock. Mock. Mock. Mock.

You are entirely welcome! ;)

8. Posted by lagered (Budding Member 230 posts) 9y

how about that!

top ten reasons he wouldnt like you... or beerman

-old people... unless you make him pie because he likes food
-while cats are entertaining, does shaking one in your face at 3 in the morning really help your case?
-he has a tendency to eat cat liter/poo
-large, beerman is a tiny 'man'
-too many leafs in your yard, may attempt to eat all of them... more goat like than cat like
-he's not a heavy drinker
-do you really want to pay $40 for a 35lb bag of his food every month?
-18 cat sized excrement

i could keep going but he wishes to stay right where he is thank you very much. he his displeasure with your attempted kiddnapping by placing excrement on a photo of beerman as i have trained him to do so.


9. Posted by Sam I Am (Admin 5588 posts) 9y

Happy birthday!!

10. Posted by opospa (Travel Guru 1837 posts) 9y