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11. Posted by arif_kool (Travel Guru 1757 posts) 9y

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAYLOR:)

12. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 9y

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAYLOR

13. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y

Quoting lagered

how about that!

top ten reasons he wouldnt like you... or beerman

-beerman
-chestwigs?
-old people... unless you make him pie because he likes food
-while cats are entertaining, does shaking one in your face at 3 in the morning really help your case?
-he has a tendency to eat cat liter/poo
-large, beerman is a tiny 'man'
-too many leafs in your yard, may attempt to eat all of them... more goat like than cat like
-he's not a heavy drinker
-do you really want to pay $40 for a 35lb bag of his food every month?
-18 cat sized excrement

i could keep going but he wishes to stay right where he is thank you very much. he his displeasure with your attempted kiddnapping by placing excrement on a photo of beerman as i have trained him to do so.

muhahhahahhaahah

Oh Taylor....

1) Finn likes Beerman. Beerman has "Scooby Snacks".
2) Chestwigs? They're just another furry chew toy. Beerman has several so Finncan chose his favorite.
3) Pies are on the agenda anyway so he'll be a happy camper. He'll even have his own personal-sized ones.
4a) Good luck getting to one to shake - he's too large to fit into their hiding places.
4b) Good luck waking either of us up at 3am for anything. (Nice try though...)
5) So. He'll think he's won the lottery then with 6 boxes from which to choose. (Besides, I know a remedy for that behavior.)
6) Hahahahahahahahhaha!!!! You crack me up!!!!!
7) Great! We love goats! Plus, all that fiber will be good for his digestion. He may even find some extra cat poo.
8) Good! Then we don't have to hide the liquor.
9) That's all? We spend $30/week on cat food - what's another $10 for the doggoat food?!
10) Easier to find in all the leaves. (You forget we had 3 dogs at one time - each one bigger than Finn.)

You poor deluded man - you own a doggoat that is half Irish Setter. They have a pea-sized brain and no loyalty. And, he only spreads excrement because you forgot to wipe his feet when he came back into the house. Rumor has it, you were spreading excrement too as you weren't watching where you were walking yesterday. Well, it was your birthday so I guess that's a viable excuse - weak but viable.

Cha cha cha!!!!

14. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 9y

Quoting Isadora

2) Chestwigs? They're just another furry chew toy. Beerman has several so Finncan chose his favorite.

Somebody please call PETA.

Quoting Isadora

Quoting lagered

-large, beerman is a tiny 'man'

6) Hahahahahahahahhaha!!!! You crack me up!!!!!

Hmm... What's about whatever that's so large and beerman being tiny?

15. Posted by summer910 (Respected Member 1342 posts) 9y

Happy belated birthday, lagered! I hope you had a smashing good time!

16. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y

Happy belated, Tyler!! Hope you had a fantastic day and a great week ahead!

17. Posted by kombizz (Full Member 1416 posts) 9y

Happy Birthday Tyler

18. Posted by lagered (Budding Member 230 posts) 9y

Thank you all for your birthday wishes. The birthday itself wasnt overly exciting but good food and quality relaxation followed over the weekend. Life is good. Thank you all again for your kind words... well, most of you (minus potential finnegan snatchers)!

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