HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIKKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's hoping that you have a wonderful birthday (Dec 20th) and that some tall blonde Dutchman treats you like a queen!!! Do keep in mind though that Fred's idea of a gift will be a dead mouse and a potted catnip plant. It's the thought that counts.
Isa has arranged for Nikki to have the keys to the Bailey's factory for 24 hours. Dinner will be catered by TGI Fridays. (JUST KIDDING!!!) Actually, The Brazen Head Pub has offered to make all of Nikki's favorite "pub grub" for the event and dessert will be a fantastic Bailey's Mint cheesecake. Activities will include pole dancing, karaoke, more pole dancing, more karaoke and for a change of pace - a private performance by the Chippendales. Please leave the keys at the door when the visit is over. Oh, and Nikki gets to keep the Chippendales bowties.
Again, Happy Birthday, Nik!! Have a wonderful time!!!
....and in a flash of really quite ridiculously bright orange and white light, accompanied by the staccato tippity-tap of 20,000 Dutch Riverdancing Midgits, comes Beerman..........
Hallooooooo, Miss Nikki person you, it is I, Beerman, here to make many happy weeshes at you on this, your Most Happy of Happy Days!!!! TA DAAAAAAA!!!!
You are perhaps wondering about the change in costuming and coloring....yes, is true, green speedo has been replaced by orange one, and chestwig is now coiffed into shape of Little Mermaid, but is me, Beerman. Thees ees all to make Happy about new life in tropical south land of Hollandaise!!! YAY!!!!!! Beerman is know that you will make many Happies there. And as special treat for you, certain tall blond man, whose name needs no introductions of their owns (but can be called Arjie), and Beerman will do special speed skate around house to the tune of "Many Happy Beerthdays to You".........
....and faster than bunnies on the highway, Beerman and Arjie put on matching skates and proceed to skate in circles........forgetting that the lack of ice on the sidewalk prevents any sort of grace at all......the dynamic duo succeeds only in getting chased by a small Yorkie and swatted by an old ladies purse.....
TA DAAAA! You are no doubt most impressed with talent of dynamic skate duo, yes? Yes, we are to make travels soon to make World Tour of Skate Masters Wearing Speedos Exhibition.....is really good show too, but bringing the 20,000 Dutch Riverdancing Midgits is will be pain.....they are so demanding. They whine always that green knee-high boots are too tight, that they only want brown M&M's in their dressing rooms....you are knowing how hard it is to procure 20,000 little prostitutes every week?
So, as geeft to you today, Beerman has selected extremely rare and valuable geeft: Is leetle cottage with nice yard just on outskirts of beautiful Utrecht, complete with little dog and cat yard statues and high speed wireless internet connection. Yard is surrounded by 12 meter electrified razor wire fence for daily protection of happy couple. Please to not mind the 20 meter guard tower with machine gun cover in yard next door....the spotlight is only used at night. Oh, and last but not to be least, a basement full of Guinness, because Heineken and Grolsch are not what they used to be.
........and in another stunningly bright flash of orange and white, accompanied by the chattery little bark of that goddammed Yorkie, leaves Beerman and the little old lady with the purse.........
I think i'll just keep it simple and say .....
limps back to holiday party to attend to unruly martini demanding guests and tasering reindeer.
Happy Birthday, Nikki! Hope you have a fantastic day! May strangers give you bottles of Bailey's in the streets and someone offer you an all-inclusive trip to the destination of your choice...
Happy Birthday Nikki for tomorrow!
I hope you have a loverly loverly loverly day!! Lots and lots of Baileys for you!!
[ Edit: Edited on Dec 19, 2007, at 6:53 AM by Purdy ]
Happy birthday Nikki!!! Enjoy it and make everyone do lots of stuff for you
Happy Birthday Nikki!!!
Merry X'Mas & Happy New Year as well!!!
just fedexed a parcel filled with sun to you,hope it will arrive in cheese and tulip land still warm.
Happy Birthday from the Netherl.Antilles
Happy Birthday Nikki,
Hope you have a fantastic day, - Jase raises glass and wishes he could toast with real booze
Drink loads and hang the hangover