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1. Posted by kombizz (Full Member 1416 posts) 8y

What do you do if you are so desperate?
I mean if you need a quicky one, what do you do?
do you have any story to tell us?

Please read the story of poor Mr Tombe who had to do it!

2. Posted by wotthefiqh (Inactive 1447 posts) 8y

I read this years ago and managed to find it again -

"A man can have sex with sheep, cows and camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village; however, selling the meat to the next door village should be fine."
Khomeini's "Tahrirolvasyleh" fourth volume, Darol Elm, Gom, Iran, 1990

Also found this disclaimer -

A book "Tahrirolvasyleh", cited on the Internet, which quotes Khomeini approving of sex with animals under certain conditions, is unconfirmed and possibly a forgery. Though the book Tahrir-ul-Vasyleh does exist, there is widespread suspicion concerning the existence and authenticity of such a "fourth book".

3. Posted by Mel. (Travel Guru 4567 posts) 8y

Quoting kombizz

I mean if you need a quicky one, what do you do?

I buy a chocolate bar in the hopes that the rumours about it being even better than a quicky are true.
I just have not found the right chocolate bar yet??

[ Edit: Edited on Apr 30, 2008, at 8:37 AM by Mel. ]

4. Posted by lagered (Budding Member 230 posts) 8y

"selling the meat to the next door village should be fine."

And thus began an odd twist in bioterrorism.

[ Edit: Edited on Apr 30, 2008, at 8:52 AM by lagered ]

5. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 8y

What a funny story.

6. Posted by Mel. (Travel Guru 4567 posts) 8y

The story is as interesting as I expected it to be.

7. Posted by kombizz (Full Member 1416 posts) 8y

Quoting Mel.

The story is as interesting as I expected it to be.

I knew you loved it with your new implant!

8. Posted by kombizz (Full Member 1416 posts) 8y

Quoting wouterrr

What a funny story.

indeed it is!

9. Posted by kombizz (Full Member 1416 posts) 8y

Quoting lagered

"selling the meat to the next door village should be fine."

And thus began an odd twist in bioterrorism.

What the F**** are you tlking about?
Are you on special drugs?
Have you had the one today?

10. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 8y

Quoting kombizz

Quoting lagered

"selling the meat to the next door village should be fine."

And thus began an odd twist in bioterrorism.

What the F**** are you tlking about?
Are you on special drugs?
Have you had the one today?

kombizz is the TP's terrorist