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1. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 8y

Hey King King K and Queen G,

Where are my diagrams for "The Knee" that you were going to send!

2. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

B - you make me laugh!!!!!!!!!

3. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

If you get the name correct it is KING SWEET HONEY CHEEKS!!!

SMoL!!

4. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 8y

Ooohhh... B needs it badly!

5. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 8y

haha oops! I misspelled the title!

haha hey Hien and Muffin O Love - if you know you can tell me too but I think the King and Queen have more experience.

6. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Quoting Brendan

haha oops! I misspelled the title!

haha hey Hien and Muffin O Love - if you know you can tell me too but I think the King and Queen have more experience.

B - that would be Sweet Muffin O Love. Purdy is very particular about her name.

Would you like circles and arrows with a description on the back of each of those diagrams explaining what each one is??? (Think Alice's Restaurant...)

Oh KSHC - you are being summoned...

Isa now leaves to find her Grey's Anatomy book and a Xerox machine...

7. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

I want to know what "The Knee" is. Sounds very official...

8. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 8y

KSHC here.....

The following diagram will help.

Hot Spots

HOWEVER, the real key is knowing how the muscle groups are aligned, and where the nerve bundles lie. Work them thoroughly, but not excessively. Move around, in order, up and down the muscles......almost as if you're trying to separate them. Use pressure, both light and heavy. Use your knuckles, fingertips, the "ball" of your thumbs. Use your chin (shaving first is useful, or go fully bearded), your nose, your tongue, your whole arm, your forehead, even your eyelashes (yes, surprisingly, they are quite effective, though often tickling).

I like to start at the top, work my way all the way down, move back up to the top (slowing down briefly around the middle), back down to the bottom again, and back to finish up around the mid-section. Give yourself a good 1/2 hr to 45 m worth of this body massage time, and your sweetie should be about ready for anything. Bear in mind, there is such a thing as too many orgasms in a short period of time. Give her a little time to rest before building up to the next one. A good read-up on massage techniques wouldn't hurt either, unless you're already proficient. Know your muscle groups.

By the way, there is a little something called the G-Spot.......might want to look that up too.

Thus ends todays lesson. I'm here all week, so feel free to stop by my office for more consultation.

9. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Quoting tway

I want to know what "The Knee" is. Sounds very official...

See what you missed on Sunday??!!

Now you know. ;)

10. Posted by Brendan (Respected Member 1824 posts) 8y

Wicked website beerman! Good information