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31. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Quoting Mel.

Isadora should make a love in thread for Herr Berts converts.

Isadora delete what Herr Bert said. He is making God seem like a bossy devil.

Isadora ban him. He is insulting most of the world population. We cant have this sort of person on TP

Isadora isn't here right now. Please a message after the beep.

On second thought, Isadora doesn't care who Herr Bert converts nor how he converts them.

Isadora has now disconnected the answering machine.

32. Posted by sradwxi (Budding Member 82 posts) 8y

im unconvertable
so i dont worry

the joys of being an antichristian
;)
isadora
your machine is faulty
its giving the wrong answer

:):):):):)

[ Edit: Edited on Jan 20, 2008, at 5:46 PM by sradwxi ]

33. Posted by Mel. (Travel Guru 4567 posts) 8y

Quoting sradwxi

isadora
your machine is faulty
its giving the wrong answer

:):):):):)

So, what about u give us the right answer then Sradwxi.

34. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 8y

I was with a good mate of mine having dinner at this outdoor restaurant the other night. There are numerous restuarants in a row with outdoor tables.

My mate says to me, "Now I know I'm a sick old bastard, but turn around discreetly and check out the young blond two tables away, she looks like Kate Hudson".

So I turn around - obviously not discreetly enough - and this girl looks up at me and waves and smiles a hello.

So my mate, choking on his beer, says to me "What the f*ck is some teenage girl doing waving at you?"

The look on his face was priceless. It took about 2 minutes of him looking at me incredulously for me to calm down and when I did, I sayed to him, "Well, don't tell my wife, but we're f*cking!!!"

He says, "WTF????."

By now, he's foaming at the mouth.

"Nah, mate calm down. I know her. I know her parents!"

Priceless!

35. Posted by Mel. (Travel Guru 4567 posts) 8y

Quoting james

So my mate, choking on his beer, says to me "What the f*ck is some teenage girl doing waving at you?"

Because she is your grandchild.

36. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Quoting sradwxi

isadora
your machine is faulty
its giving the wrong answer

:):):):):)

It has a mind of it's own sometimes. You call my number - you get what you get...

37. Posted by Herr Bert (Moderator 1384 posts) 8y

Quoting Isadora

On second thought, Isadora doesn't care who Herr Bert converts nor how he converts them.

Isadora has now disconnected the answering machine.

Martini? (Shaken, not stired)

38. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Quoting Herr Bert

Quoting Isadora

On second thought, Isadora doesn't care who Herr Bert converts nor how he converts them.

Isadora has now disconnected the answering machine.

Martini? (Shaken, not stired)

Ahhhh - lovely! Thank you so very much!! ;)

39. Posted by sradwxi (Budding Member 82 posts) 8y

Quoting Mel.

So, what about u give us the right answer then Sradwxi.

my machine is also faulty at the moment, it keeps swearing and farting
best not to publicise the fact i think

hang on,
ive just done that havent i
oops

carl

40. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Quoting sradwxi

my machine is also faulty at the moment, it keeps swearing and farting
best not to publicise the fact i think

hang on,
ive just done that havent i
oops

carl

Mine has been watching episodes of "Little Britian" so it has a fondness for:

Answering machine says no. (**cough**)