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11. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 8y

(Insert official-sounding US Government spokesperson voice here.....)

"Attention.....May I have you attention you people from the rest of the world that isn't here in FreedomLand™. You may all come out from the closets or under your beds, wherever you've been hiding. The United States Navy has killed the big bad satellite with a super-secret defense misslie that we'll only ever use for defense, ever, honest. Even in space. Now some of you less fortunate people....non-Americans, may feel the occassional slight bump when a few hundred pounds of searingly hot metal come crashing through the roof of your mud hut. Please do not worry about this, it is all in the name of National Security....ours, not yours. And if you have any concerns about the 4-eyed frogs that may or may not begin to appear in the next few months, please take a moment to report this to your nearest Homeland Security representative, who will file the appropriate paperwork to safely re-locate you and your family and anyone you ever looked at to a much more safe and secure facility in a tropical and completely safe location. Thank you, and have a nice day. God loves the USA."

12. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

Um...

An excerpt:
"The Defense Department has a "high degree of confidence we hit the tank" but "we can't say for sure," at this time, he said."

Don't put away your hardhats.

13. Posted by Wonkerer (Respected Member 592 posts) 8y

I'm happy that Mikey's back around - he's funny (funny-looking that is)

14. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Quoting tway

Um...

An excerpt:
"The Defense Department has a "high degree of confidence we hit the tank" but "we can't say for sure," at this time, he said."

Don't put away your hardhats.

See, that's why you scaredy-cat Canuckistani peoples live in mud huts while we live in FreedomLand™ USA!!! We don't need no stinkin' hard hats!! We'll just grab that debris out of our yards and throw it in our trash compactors. So what's a little hydrazine in our landfills. Rumor has it hydrazine is good at eliminating those pesky methane gas odors that waft up into your basement. Wait, maybe it was hydrazine was good at reducing the radon levels. Either way - you live in a mud hut and don't have those FreedomLand™ problems.

15. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 8y

Quoting Wonkerer

I'm happy that Mikey's back around - he's funny (funny-looking yet in a sexy, seriously hot, George Clooney has nothing on him sort of way, that is)

Why thank you Wonkerer!

16. Posted by Wonkerer (Respected Member 592 posts) 8y

George Clooney's dreamy . . .

17. Posted by kombizz (Full Member 1416 posts) 8y

Quoting beerman

(Insert official-sounding US Government spokesperson voice here.....)

"Attention.....May I have you attention you people from the rest of the world that isn't here in FreedomLand™. You may all come out from the closets or under your beds, wherever you've been hiding. The United States Navy has killed the big bad satellite with a super-secret defense misslie that we'll only ever use for defense, ever, honest. Even in space. Now some of you less fortunate people....non-Americans, may feel the occassional slight bump when a few hundred pounds of searingly hot metal come crashing through the roof of your mud hut. Please do not worry about this, it is all in the name of National Security....ours, not yours. And if you have any concerns about the 4-eyed frogs that may or may not begin to appear in the next few months, please take a moment to report this to your nearest Homeland Security representative, who will file the appropriate paperwork to safely re-locate you and your family and anyone you ever looked at to a much more safe and secure facility in a tropical and completely safe location. Thank you, and have a nice day. God loves the USA."

God Bless Freedom

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