I suggest you put a submit button that has the "mouse over" affect so that when you try to press it, it moves all over the page and you have to chase it
Ooohhh, I like that idea!!! I know a few that would be entertained for hours on end!! (Right James?)
...the current way is too swift for their perception of how the web works.
I resemble that remark!
I just like clicking buttons. Gives me a feeling of satisfaction.