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11. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 8y

....and in a not particularly blinding flash of green light, accompanied by the staccato tippity-tap of 300 professional Dancing Norwegian Fishermen's children, comes Beerman.......

Halooooooo, Little Princess M, it is I, Berrman, here to not scare crap out of you with these 300 Professional Dancing Norwegian Fishermen's childrens-peoples on this, your day after your Most Happy of Happy Days....YAY!!!!!!!!!!

So, you are hang around Viking Junk Yard & Bait Shop often, yes no? (Suddenly, and without any warning at all, really, the Birthday Girl giggles maniacally and casts a perfectly smooth over-the-shoulder fishhook, catching Beerman on the lower left side of his massive, yet gorgeous and luxuriant, chestwig......she feels the hook has been set, and WHAMMO, flings Beerman into the wall of the Viking Junk Yard & Bait Shop loo, just beside the mostly clean and certainly well-worn urinal........another flick of the wrist, and the hook glides out of the gorgeously luxuriant chestwig, latches onto wallet of Beerman, yanks back and slams the loo door on it's way back to the small yet cunning angler-girl.......)

( A muffled voice cries out from behind the loo door......)Hallooooo? Leetle one? Haaaalooooooooo?

But it is for naught, as the 300 Professional Dancing Norwegian Fishermen's children-peoples drown out the low tones of the trapped Beerman..........and the kid is still giggling.......must be the tortilla chips.........

12. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 8y

Happy Birthday Malia !! Remember these 2 points:

1) Birthday Prezzies are awesome !!
2) Mommy & Daddy are here to serve you !!

13. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 8y

a belated happy birthday !! Hope Malia had a great day being spoiled rotton !!!

14. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

Yeah lm late too! But l hope birthday number 2 was great Malia!!


15. Posted by Peter (Admin 5847 posts) 8y

Well, we did think of you over here in Melbourne yesterday Malia.. just missed this thread :)

Happy birthday! Wish we could be there to celebrate with you, particularly because those chips look tasty!

16. Posted by mim (Travel Guru 1276 posts) 8y

happy birthday to the littlest I am from me


17. Posted by Wonkerer (Respected Member 592 posts) 8y

Happy Birthday little M Hope you keep laughing and smiling the rest of the year - you are truly cute as a button! Try to keep your dad out of trouble.

18. Posted by kombizz (Full Member 1416 posts) 8y

Happy Birthday Malia


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